Borowitz - Too Damned True

[Minimalist]

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...Q4NjY2NQS2

Moving Vans Arrive at White House to Remove All Traces of Competence, Dignity

Working around the clock, movers started clearing out the optimism and progress that had accumulated during the past eight years.

“Once we’ve packed up that stuff, we’ll start moving out the wisdom and maturity,” one of the movers said. “The guy who’s moving in wants all of that gone.”

I hear the guy who is moving in wants a pit dug in the back for the nude, female, mud-wrestlers....and Russki hookers.

[TheRealJoeFish]

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I hear the guy who is moving in wants a pit dug in the back for the nude, female, mud-wrestlers....and Russki hookers.

Now, in all fairness, owning such a pit is the American Dream ™

[vorlon13]

Imagine what goes on in my pit . . . .

[TheRealJoeFish]

Imagine what goes on in my pit . . . .

No thanks, I'll pass

[abaris]

....and Russki hookers.

Putin just said, they're the best in the world. Also a first for a head of state to promote his hookers.