New rule regarding "clickbait".

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Ok, I'll have a lash.

This new so-called 'rule' is unclear.  I'm going to have to have more info on the meanings of 'posting', 'clickbait', 'thread', 'allowed', 'consider', 'subject' and - most of all - the phrase 'relevant information'.

Relevant to whom?  The stuff in my thread might be relevant enough that some member here would be happy to have it.  And what exactly is meant by 'information'? Merriam-Webster Online defines information as 'the attribute inherent in and communicated by one of two or more alternative sequences or arrangements of something (as nucleotides in DNA or binary digits in a computer program) that produce specific effects'.  Are you telling me I can't post information about DNA using my binary computer?

Ok, suppose I title a thread 'Don't Click This' and someone clicks it anyway and you collection of brown-shirts punish ME when THEY are the ones who clicked.  How do you expect me to stop people from following simple instructions?

Pretty dictatorial of you lot to run roughshod over the rights of decent, hardworking trolls...erm...members.

Boru

Not bad not bad, but needs more ragequitting.

Oh, sorry.  *clear throat*  I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU PUSSIES!  I'M LEAVING FOREVER AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK!!

Boru

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Ok, I'm back but only to tell you how unfair it was that you people made me ragequit. Now I'm REALLY quitting this place forever.

Boru

[Edwardo Piet]

Better, better.

And how did I do with my impression?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Not bad not bad, but needs more ragequitting.

Oh, sorry.  *clear throat*  I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU PUSSIES!  I'M LEAVING FOREVER AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK!!

Boru

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Ok, I'm back but only to tell you how unfair it was that you people made me ragequit.  Now I'm REALLY quitting this place forever.

Boru

I'm not kidding.

Boru

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Oh, sorry.  *clear throat*  I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU PUSSIES!  I'M LEAVING FOREVER AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK!!

Boru

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Ok, I'm back but only to tell you how unfair it was that you people made me ragequit.  Now I'm REALLY quitting this place forever.

Boru

I'm not kidding.

Boru

I mean it.

Boru

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Ok, stop begging, I'll come back. Fuckheads.

Boru

[Edwardo Piet]

No but seriously how did I do?

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I think it got lost on the previous page

I'm quite proud of it for likeness

Well, as proud as you can be for an impression of an anti-social dipshit.

Let me have a go:

EP MODE ON

So this fucking rule isn't as obvious as people make out is it? But they pretend like it is because of the stupid fucking groupthink. I try to be nice and sincere and you don't listen. I try to change but you don't believe me and call it "insincere" so fuck you all I'm done with this stupid forum. I don't need you. And I mean it this time.

You're all cunts and I'm sick of all of you.

*comes back 15 minutes later*

I am really sincerely sorry for my behavior honestly and genuinely. Even though you were all being rather kind of stupid and fake and acting irrational and dumb and this rule makes no sense.

EP MODE OFF

Any good?

[Iroscato]

I swear to FSM, one more post bringing back the ghost of EP and I will mod the perpetrator. I'll mod them so hard you'll wish you'd set fire to your router long ago to avoid such a terrible fate.

[Edwardo Piet]

I can't live without my router

[ignoramus]

If I make an honest thread title called: **** BUY FACE CREAMS AND ROCK CRUSHERS CHEAP ****
and then offer the members good value group buys on face creams and rock crushers, is that allowed?

[Whateverist]

I swear to FSM, one more post bringing back the ghost of EP and I will mod the perpetrator. I'll mod them so hard you'll wish you'd set fire to your router long ago to avoid such a terrible fate.

Yeah, mod-slap them bitches!

[The Valkyrie]

Who's EP?

[Jackalope]

Who's EP?

Beats me.