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Witch hunt!
#21
RE: Witch hunt!
(January 27, 2017 at 5:53 pm)Stimbo Wrote: If I was Richard Dawkins, I would get to share a bed with Tom Baker's ex:

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If it isn't true why bother denying it?  And I noticed you only denied one of the four possibilities.  So either you are Dawkins (in which case, kudos.  She's hot as hell) or you are the other three.  Interesting.
Have you ever noticed all the drug commercials on TV lately?  Why is it the side effects never include penile enlargement or super powers?
Side effects may include super powers or enlarged penis which may become permanent with continued use.  Stop taking Killatol immediately and consult your doctor if you experience penis enlargement of more than 3 inches, laser vision, superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to explode heads with your mind or time travel.  Killatoll is not for everyone, especially those who already have convertibles or vehicles of ridiculous size to supplement penis size.
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#22
RE: Witch hunt!
(January 28, 2017 at 5:38 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I'm a witch named Mike. Tally Ho.
Ahh, then you are the celebrity presenter of Wheeler Dealers.

We have our first one!
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#23
RE: Witch hunt!
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#24
RE: Witch hunt!
(January 30, 2017 at 2:47 pm)ukatheist Wrote:
(January 28, 2017 at 5:38 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I'm a witch named Mike. Tally Ho.
Ahh, then you are the celebrity presenter of Wheeler Dealers.

We have our first one!

No. You (and apparently the rest) missed the joke. 

What my name? Mike

What are we doing? A Hunt

Now put them together.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#25
RE: Witch hunt!
(January 30, 2017 at 3:15 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(January 30, 2017 at 2:47 pm)ukatheist Wrote: Ahh, then you are the celebrity presenter of Wheeler Dealers.

We have our first one!

No. You (and apparently the rest) missed the joke. 

What my name? Mike

What are we doing? A Hunt

Now put them together.

I released the hounds to get you but they fell out of the window.

Stupid dogs!
Dying to live, living to die.
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#26
RE: Witch hunt!
Ok, you've twisted my arm. I'm the Lindbergh baby.

Waah, waah. I want my fly fly daddy
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#27
RE: Witch hunt!
(January 30, 2017 at 3:31 pm)Tazzycorn Wrote: Ok, you've twisted my arm. I'm the Lindbergh baby.

Waah, waah. I want my fly fly daddy

You're just after the money, now!

Tongue
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#28
RE: Witch hunt!
(January 30, 2017 at 3:15 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(January 30, 2017 at 2:47 pm)ukatheist Wrote: Ahh, then you are the celebrity presenter of Wheeler Dealers.

We have our first one!

No. You (and apparently the rest) missed the joke. 

What my name? Mike

What are we doing? A Hunt

Now put them together.

That was tasteless and I, for one, am shocked!  Shocked, I say!  Laughing, but very shocked too!
Have you ever noticed all the drug commercials on TV lately?  Why is it the side effects never include penile enlargement or super powers?
Side effects may include super powers or enlarged penis which may become permanent with continued use.  Stop taking Killatol immediately and consult your doctor if you experience penis enlargement of more than 3 inches, laser vision, superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to explode heads with your mind or time travel.  Killatoll is not for everyone, especially those who already have convertibles or vehicles of ridiculous size to supplement penis size.
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#29
RE: Witch hunt!
What about poor old Ben Dover? He's been the butt of every joke!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#30
RE: Witch hunt!
(January 30, 2017 at 6:29 pm)ignoramus Wrote: What about poor old Ben Dover? He's been the butt of every joke!

Just like his friend, Phil McCracken.

Poor bastards.
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