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Would you like to play a game??
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Would you like to play a game??
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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#2
RE: Would you like to play a game??
Do we get to cheat?

How about a nice game of chess?
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#3
RE: Would you like to play a game??
A few more:

"Remember, remember, the Fifth of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot... "

A: "All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!"
B: "Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

"Hey Ma! The meatloaf! We want it now! Fuck!"

(January 28, 2017 at 7:57 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Do we get to cheat?

How about a nice game of chess?

Dont know the first 

Second.. is it not from "A beautiful Mind"? Or Harry Potter? Haha

II'm not good at guessing but any correct guesses give the first "guessee" one point. Then we can tally em up at the end!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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(January 28, 2017 at 7:57 pm)Luckie Wrote:
(January 28, 2017 at 7:57 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Do we get to cheat?

How about a nice game of chess?

Dont know the first 

Second.. is it not from "A beautiful Mind"? Or Harry Potter? Haha

II'm not good at guessing but any correct guesses give the first "guessee" one point. Then we can tally em up at the end!

The first was a question to you. I'm assuming you don't want google involved.

The second was a return Joshua line.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#5
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You're mocking me aren't you?
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#6
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Didn't get 1 or 3, two sounds like JP.

Quote:"Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.".
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(January 28, 2017 at 8:16 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: You're mocking me aren't you?

Toy Story?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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"I make him an offer he can't refuse."
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RE: Would you like to play a game??
(January 28, 2017 at 8:22 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Didn't get 1 or 3, two sounds like JP.

Quote:"Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.".

Correctumundo, Jarassic Park for one point. The other two still up for grabs.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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Quote:"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor...".
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