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Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
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RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
(January 29, 2017 at 10:08 am)Iroscato Wrote: Both are perfectly natural bodily functions, so of course you should abstain, you dirty, sinful, unGodly sons of bitches. Look at how disgusting you are, all of you! Jesus thinks you are evil cling film-wrapped parcels of Satanic mini bites in desperate need of salvation, but only because he loves you, you despicable unholy scumbags!

Big Grin That's very similar to what I had in mind, no wonder they can't read properly, all that sexual tension.

(January 29, 2017 at 4:12 am)robvalue Wrote: It's extremely difficult to avoid them even if you are married.

Interesting sex life.

(January 29, 2017 at 5:05 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: It may be possible, but why would you want to?

Which do you think is more powerful, the hand or the vagina ?

(January 29, 2017 at 5:34 am)CanOfMountainDew Wrote: Take anti depressents and I promise you your libito will go way down, as well as your ability to achieve orgasm.

Big Grin I would be depressed.
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#22
RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
That's the thing with the religious... They ruin all the fun.
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#23
RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
(January 29, 2017 at 11:41 am)mlmooney89 Wrote: That's the thing with the religious... They ruin all the fun.

Big Grin They don't know how to play properly, yet they behave like children.

(January 29, 2017 at 11:06 am)Chad32 Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 10:55 am)The Wise Joker Wrote: lol


I wonder how many adult Christians are single out there and fighting themselves ?

Some probably exist, but many likely rail overly hard against a topic while doing what they argue against in private. That's why you get stories about vocal homophobes getting caught having gay sex.

Big Grin Evil deceitful bastards !
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"My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style."

- Maya Angelou

"A physician without a knowledge of Astrology has no right to call himself a physician." - Hippocrates

"Science is the father of knowledge, but opinion breeds ignorance. - Hippocrates

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#24
RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
I was of the notion a male chastity device would be the answer, but I recently saw a vid on Tumblr that belies the idea . . .

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#25
RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
(January 29, 2017 at 6:09 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: Rather than anti-depressants, just open your google image search, and type in "tubgirl", and stare at the first image for 30secs without blinking Big Grin

LOL

No, seriously, don't do this. Much eye bleach required.
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RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
(January 29, 2017 at 12:56 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 6:09 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: Rather than anti-depressants, just open your google image search, and type in "tubgirl", and stare at the first image for 30secs without blinking Big Grin

LOL

No, seriously, don't do this.  Much eye bleach required.

oh c'mon, it's just a girl in a tub, most guys would find the very notion to be attractive Tongue
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RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
(January 29, 2017 at 3:05 am)The Wise Joker Wrote: Angel

no
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#28
RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
Lmao omg I hate y'all. You don't tell someone to not look at something... That's just saying I dare you to.

That. Was. Awful.
“What screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of what it's supposed to be.”

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#29
RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
We try to stay away from masturbation, especially when we have a spouse. But wet dreams are completely involuntary, and there's nothing wrong with that.
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#30
RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
It is actually quite easy to avoid 'masterbation', as there is no such thing.

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