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Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
#31
RE:Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
One could probably avoid both with regular fornication.

Or perhaps long-term anabolic steroid abuse, if one wished to increase the the likelihood of being able to uh...avoid this stuff altogether.
That would be drastic. 

And, HIGHLY inadvisable. Possible, though.
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#32
RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
(January 29, 2017 at 6:09 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: Rather than anti-depressants, just open your google image search, and type in "tubgirl", and stare at the first image for 30secs without blinking Big Grin

Googling "trigglypuff" can have the same effect.
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#33
RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
(January 29, 2017 at 3:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: It is actually quite easy to avoid 'masterbation', as there is no such thing.

Boru

Big Grin Really ?

(January 29, 2017 at 2:14 pm)Drich Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 3:05 am)The Wise Joker Wrote: Angel

no

Big Grin O the wise one has answered.

(January 29, 2017 at 3:41 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: We try to stay away from masturbation, especially when we have a spouse. But wet dreams are completely involuntary, and there's nothing wrong with that.

There isn't a need for masturbation in a good relationship.  It's not right for a man to need sex and not have a woman to have sex with, it's very unhealthy.

(January 29, 2017 at 3:46 pm)Thena323 Wrote: One could probably avoid both with regular fornication.

Or perhaps long-term anabolic steroid abuse, if one wished to increase the the likelihood of being able to uh...avoid this stuff altogether.
That would be drastic. 

And, HIGHLY inadvisable. Possible, though.

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#34
RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
Yes, really. Masterbation doesn't exist.

Boru
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#35
RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
(January 29, 2017 at 6:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Yes, really.  Masterbation doesn't exist.

Boru

Tell that to your master Tongue
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#36
RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
(January 29, 2017 at 5:34 am)CanOfMountainDew Wrote: Take anti depressents and I promise you your libito will go way down, as well as your ability to achieve orgasm.

That happened to me with Lexapro, but not with Xanax.

Also... when I was a church girl, I did masturbate at night. I'd feel guilty. The guilt made me need to do it again for comfort. And so the cycle began. Tongue Fun times.
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#37
RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
(January 29, 2017 at 6:44 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 6:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Yes, really.  Masterbation doesn't exist.

Boru

Tell that to your master  Tongue

She prefers the title 'She Who Must Be Obeyed'.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#38
RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
(January 29, 2017 at 6:09 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: Rather than anti-depressants, just open your google image search, and type in "tubgirl", and stare at the first image for 30secs without blinking Big Grin

... unless you're into scat ...

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#39
RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
Ugh. Why'd I look at that?

I'd Clorox my brain, if there were a chance I'd survive.
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#40
RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
Idk and I dont want to. I like fapping. The only thing keeping me sane.
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