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RE: Do you have any birth marks?
January 31, 2017 at 5:31 am
I have a load of things going on, but I don't know how many are birthrights. Several are to do with crazy shit I did as a kid.
Even my naval got destroyed in an operation. The guy crafted me a pretty good replica though.
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RE: Do you have any birth marks?
January 31, 2017 at 5:38 am
No marks , but I do have persistent tinnitus that I attribute to the doctor smacking me to get me crying at birth.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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RE: Do you have any birth marks?
January 31, 2017 at 6:32 am
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I've got a confession to make.
I've never told anyone this before.
As a tiny sperm swimming towards the egg, all my closet 6 million buddy sperm mates kept asking me do I know where I'm going?
I said to all of them I got a feeling it's the other way! They all did a u-turn and swam to oblivion.
I murdered all of them! And no-one heard their screams .....
*Poingnant dramatic silence* *wipes away tears*
And here I am....
Ta Da!
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Do you have any birth marks?
January 31, 2017 at 7:31 am
I have a big mole next to my peen.
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RE: Do you have any birth marks?
January 31, 2017 at 8:58 am
(January 31, 2017 at 7:31 am)LastPoet Wrote: I have a big mole next to my peen.
I have two on my nob. One right under the lip of my helmet.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Do you have any birth marks?
January 31, 2017 at 4:45 pm
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Dude! I'm trying to have my morning coffee!
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Do you have any birth marks?
January 31, 2017 at 4:46 pm
(January 31, 2017 at 4:45 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Dude! I'm trying to have my morning coffee!
Then don't use my dick as a stir stick.
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RE: Do you have any birth marks?
January 31, 2017 at 5:25 pm
I don't have any birthmarks.
One of my favorite cartoon characters (and my old avatar) does, though; it's how he got his nickname:
![[Image: 20130505202240]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fgravityfalls%2Fimages%2Ff%2Ff1%2FS1e6_dipper_birthmark_transparent.png%2Frevision%2F20130505202240)
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D
Don't worry, my friend. If this be the end, then so shall it be.
![[Image: Karl_Marx.jpg]](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fc/Karl_Marx.jpg)
