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Did Jesus Christ ever tell a joke ?
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Did Jesus Christ ever tell a joke ?
Big Grin Let's see how powerful your imagination is.
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RE: Did Jesus Christ ever tell a joke ?
'Two Gentiles walk into a bar...'

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RE: Did Jesus Christ ever tell a joke ?
(January 31, 2017 at 6:27 am)The Wise Joker Wrote: Big Grin Let's see how powerful your imagination is.

This is probably second hand information but : "Peter, I can see your house from up here!"

Jesus is carrying the cross to Calvary and he says : "A Rabbi walks into a club..."
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RE: Did Jesus Christ ever tell a joke ?
Mark 12:28-29

28 One of the teachers of the law came and heard them debating. Noticing that Jesus had given them a good answer, he asked him, “Of all the commandments, which is the most important?” 29 “The most important one,” answered Jesus, “is this: Pull my finger"...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: Did Jesus Christ ever tell a joke ?
"I'm here to save you from the wrath of me!"
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RE: Did Jesus Christ ever tell a joke ?
Jesus : " I'll be right back!"
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RE: Did Jesus Christ ever tell a joke ?
Mom was a virgin.

Shut up Judas. This is not the same as cannibalism.
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RE: Did Jesus Christ ever tell a joke ?
He brought someone back from the dead as sort-of a joke.



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RE: Did Jesus Christ ever tell a joke ?
Paul thought Jesus was joking when He said all His followers needed to be stricter Jews than the poohbahs running Judaism at the time.
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