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My Computer Just Wished Me A Happy Groundhog Day
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My Computer Just Wished Me A Happy Groundhog Day
My computer just wished me a happy Groundhog Day when it hit Feb 2nd....

...but we don't even celebrate it here in the UK.

So I just almost pissed myself with fear that I was gonna be stuck in a timeloop.
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RE: My Computer Just Wished Me A Happy Groundhog Day
Trump's government is infiltrating the world via the web.

The message SOUNDED benign, but...
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: My Computer Just Wished Me A Happy Groundhog Day
I wouldn't mind repeating any of my good days indefinitely provided my memory was erased at the end of each repeat so it was like experiencing the good day for the first time every time.

Hell, even a pretty average day would be worth repeating forever.
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RE: My Computer Just Wished Me A Happy Groundhog Day
I'd go on a killing spree! The next day they're alive again? Right?
I'd just kill them over and over to try to get the best score and level up...

PS, are you sure your language and region settings are correct in control panel?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: My Computer Just Wished Me A Happy Groundhog Day
Lol you'd just kill people because they'd be alive again.

Reminds me of that part from Red Dwarf when they know the future and know Lister doesn't die for a while. The Cat knocks Lister on the head and Lister says "Ow! What did you do that for?", Cat says "You can't die." and Lister replies "Yeah but I can still feel pain you smeghead."
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RE: My Computer Just Wished Me A Happy Groundhog Day
No pain Hammy! It'll be instant!

Headshots all round! I'll be on every channel on the news just for shits and giggles!

I'll do it all naked too! The shame and embarrassment will only last hours...

I'm just kidding oc, but I can see it happening just to relieve the boredom after say 2 years of groundhog days...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: My Computer Just Wished Me A Happy Groundhog Day
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"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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RE: My Computer Just Wished Me A Happy Groundhog Day
'Groundhog' is clearly Trumpian code for 'You will be assimilated'.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: My Computer Just Wished Me A Happy Groundhog Day
(February 1, 2017 at 8:41 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: My computer just wished me a happy Groundhog Day when it hit Feb 2nd....

...but we don't even celebrate it here in the UK.

So I just almost pissed myself with fear that I was gonna be stuck in a timeloop.

It didn't play that Sonny and Cher song did it? That would be no way to wish a person "Happy" anything.

If the computers in the U.S. wished us a Happy Boxing Day many people would get hurt.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: My Computer Just Wished Me A Happy Groundhog Day
I got you babe.. waa waa waa waa... I got you babe waa waa waa waaa

* Edwardo Piet blows his brains out
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