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Hi, new bod here
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Hi, new bod here
Hi
New person here, I have not eaten a banana for a long while, the black mushy bits on them make me feel sick, most of the people I have known through my life have either died or disowned me, I hate religion, Trump, and spiders. I love music, beer, and animals.
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#2
RE: Hi, new bod here
Welcome.

Today is insanity day.

You can be twice your normal level of insanity for a low, low price (for a limited time).

Oh yes, I'm The Valkyrie. I will be your guide and, possibly, the one who takes you to the halls of Valhalla if you're worthy.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#3
RE: Hi, new bod here
Howdy and Welcome!

Buy fresh bananas, problem solved. Hope you came here for more than that.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Hi, new bod here
(February 2, 2017 at 9:02 pm)HairyCyclist Wrote: Hi
New person here, I have not eaten a banana for a long while, the black mushy bits on them make me feel sick, most of the people I have known through my life have either died or disowned me, I hate religion, Trump, and spiders. I love music, beer, and animals.

I hate bananas.
I have given up on life, so I disowned most the people in my life. I'm waiting for something to run me over.
I, too, hate religion, Trump, and spiders.
I, too, love music, BEER!!!, and cats.

So... welcome. Cool
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#5
RE: Hi, new bod here
Welcome oh hairy one!

I cannot fathom how a hairy brother does not eat bananas?
Does not your DNA demand you respect your ancient common ancestor?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#6
RE: Hi, new bod here
Hi and welcome! Smile
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#7
RE: Hi, new bod here
Uh oh. Hairy and into exercise?

If you have a penis you have checked all of vorlon's boxes. Beware if he asks you about butt stuff. Even if you're into it.

Welcome
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#8
RE: Hi, new bod here
I'm really skeptical about you saying you haven't had a banana for a while.

I think this news article is about a sighting of you.





Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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RE: Hi, new bod here
Hiyas.

Bananas are of the Devil. No lie.

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#10
RE: Hi, new bod here
Welcome to the forum!
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