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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 1:28 pm
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(February 3, 2017 at 12:34 am)Orochi Wrote: http://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news...udge-hears
Man steals 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint by hiding it in his rectum
On one hand it's a federal offense .On the other there is just no way that can't be funny .On the other hand OUCH
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 1:29 pm
The hole with a mint in it.
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 1:29 pm
(February 3, 2017 at 12:34 am)Orochi Wrote: http://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news...udge-hears
Man steals 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint by hiding it in his rectum
On one hand it's a federal offense. On the other there is just no way that can't be funny. On the other hand OUCH.
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 1:43 pm
If you believe the colon cleanse people that's not much more weight than they claim you're carrying around anyway. Totally doable.
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 2:36 pm
Indeed.
And regarding the colon cleanse mass marketers claims of people carrying around up to 15 pounds of poo all the time;
I've recently (barely) survived a colonoscopy and during the DREADFUL clean out procedure prior to the exam I can assure everyone who cares to know, there wasn't 15 pounds worth of solids that plopped out. In fact, I was surprised as to how little poo there was. (yes, achieving the clear flow desired prior to the procedure took many swigs of the foul cleanout broth) And I did fast for a day prior to the clean out, but there was nowhere near as much residual barnacles and flotsam and jetsam as I supposed there would be beforehand.
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 2:40 pm
(February 3, 2017 at 2:36 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Indeed.
And regarding the colon cleanse mass marketers claims of people carrying around up to 15 pounds of poo all the time;
I've recently (barely) survived a colonoscopy and during the DREADFUL clean out procedure prior to the exam I can assure everyone who cares to know, there wasn't 15 pounds worth of solids that plopped out. In fact, I was surprised as to how little poo there was. (yes, achieving the clear flow desired prior to the procedure took many swigs of the foul cleanout broth) And I did fast for a day prior to the clean out, but there was nowhere near as much residual barnacles and flotsam and jetsam as I supposed there would be beforehand.
Hey considering the subject matter it's amazing CL has not chimed in lol
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 7:16 pm
(February 3, 2017 at 12:54 am)vorlon13 Wrote: like I need even more incentives . . .
I'm sure you read this thread title and thought, "amateur" am I right?
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 7:30 pm
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What a shitty way to smuggle gold.
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addendum: The article states that one of the charges against him is 'laundering the proceeds of crime'. I'll just bet.
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