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Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum

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Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 7:33 pm
(February 3, 2017 at 7:16 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
(February 3, 2017 at 12:54 am)vorlon13 Wrote: like I need even more incentives . . .

I'm sure you read this thread title and thought, "amateur" am I right?

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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 7:38 pm
(February 3, 2017 at 7:30 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: What a shitty way to smuggle gold.

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addendum:  The article states that one of the charges against him is 'laundering the proceeds of crime'.  I'll just bet.

Yup 'laundering the proceeds of crime' he's going to no doubt get maximum sentence. That's treated damn seriously up here . And that's not counting the other charges what an idiot.

As for the method yeah really shitty eww
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 7:38 pm (This post was last modified: February 3, 2017 at 7:39 pm by Exian.)
I read he was caught when police spotted him making a withdrawal to buy dinner at his ATM (ass to mouth). I'm sorry I'm tired and new again.
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 7:41 pm
(February 3, 2017 at 7:38 pm)Orochi Wrote:
(February 3, 2017 at 7:30 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: What a shitty way to smuggle gold.

Boru

addendum:  The article states that one of the charges against him is 'laundering the proceeds of crime'.  I'll just bet.

Yup 'laundering the proceeds of crime' he's going to no doubt get maximum sentence. That's treated damn seriously up here . And that's not counting the other charges what an idiot.

As for the method yeah really shitty eww

I'm just wondering how the magistrate managed to read that charge out in court with a straight face.

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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 7:43 pm (This post was last modified: February 3, 2017 at 8:24 pm by Amarok.)
(February 3, 2017 at 7:41 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(February 3, 2017 at 7:38 pm)Orochi Wrote: Yup 'laundering the proceeds of crime' he's going to no doubt get maximum sentence. That's treated damn seriously up here . And that's not counting the other charges what an idiot.

As for the method yeah really shitty eww

I'm just wondering how the magistrate managed to read that charge out in court with a straight face.

Boru

Self control I would never be capable of . Props to that guy  Big Grin
(February 3, 2017 at 7:38 pm)Exian Wrote: I read he was caught when police spotted him making a withdrawal to buy dinner at his ATM (ass to mouth). I'm sorry I'm tired and new again.

Close it was bank activity the ultimately foiled him

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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 8:21 pm (This post was last modified: February 3, 2017 at 8:21 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
The worst part of that method would be resisting the urge the next month or so to hunt up the corn in your turds ... Just in case ...

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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 4, 2017 at 1:23 am
Apparently, he had the good sense to not smuggle all of the booty in his...anal cavity at once.
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 4, 2017 at 1:28 am
(February 4, 2017 at 1:23 am)Thena323 Wrote: Apparently, he had the good sense to not smuggle all of the booty in his...anal cavity at once.

But was just dumb enough to leave a digital and paper trail behind him
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