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RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
February 4, 2017 at 2:19 pm
(February 4, 2017 at 12:46 pm)Godschild Wrote: (February 4, 2017 at 12:08 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: penises are smaller than fists, and yet we have this:
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You relied on this to give the truth of the scripture. I checked three different translations and none of them said what was quoted. For people who claim to be logical you'll allow yourselves to be taken in by the ones who profess to be like you. You don't check, just jump in with both feet, where oh where is that coveted logic, seems common sense would be a better companion.
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That's the KJV, you God damned heretic. Why doth thou read thrice translations and none be the KJV?
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RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
February 4, 2017 at 2:21 pm
"Dost", not "doth". You're welcome. Invoice enc.
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RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
February 4, 2017 at 2:33 pm
This guy from Nantucket told me that ears are an option not mentioned in the bible.
Alas, I'm not blessed with his endowment.
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RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
February 4, 2017 at 4:07 pm
(February 4, 2017 at 2:21 pm)Stimbo Wrote: "Dost", not "doth". You're welcome. Invoice enc.
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RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
February 4, 2017 at 4:11 pm
Along with a cheque, I hope?
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RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
February 4, 2017 at 5:01 pm
(February 4, 2017 at 4:11 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Along with a cheque, I hope?
No I'm from 'Merica.
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RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
February 4, 2017 at 5:16 pm
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No, not expressly.
That's why many Christians permit themselves to indulge in heterosexual booty sex; it allows them to "get off" on a technicality, while maintaining a Biblical standard of purity.
And they LOVE it.
Crass, but true.
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