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How manly are you? (For the st8 ladies, how manly is your guy?)
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How manly are you? (For the st8 ladies, how manly is your guy?)
This test may or may not have come from an issue Cosmopolitan.  You can either answer for yourself, guys, or your guy, gals.  The scoring guide is at the bottom.


Manliness Test


1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.


2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've
both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.


3. You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climax
es first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don't miss ESPN SportsCenter.


4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play.
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out about.


5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you just had sex with is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.


6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A. No big concern of yours.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.


7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth
B. An oxymoron
C. A moron


8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A. Appetiser is to entrée.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.


9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
A. "I hope we can still be friends."
B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
C. "Welcome to Dumpsville, baby... population: YOU."


10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
B. Probably Is too uptight and a waste of your time.
C. Probably shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.



Scoring Guide:
If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.
If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're a little confused
If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!!"




Apologies if this has already made the rounds here.
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#2
RE: How manly are you? (For the st8 ladies, how manly is your guy?)
You didn't have a "How often do you tuck it back to get what you want" question so I'm not playing.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#3
RE: How manly are you? (For the st8 ladies, how manly is your guy?)
So "manly" is now a synonyme for "asshole loser"? Good to know.
* * *  Something something dark side  * * *
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RE: How manly are you? (For the st8 ladies, how manly is your guy?)
any score of 10 is welcome to stop by my place . . .
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RE: How manly are you? (For the st8 ladies, how manly is your guy?)
I'm in borderline danger of needing to question my manhood.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#6
RE: How manly are you? (For the st8 ladies, how manly is your guy?)
and those of you 9 or below, don't feel bad.

I live in a rural area, filled with supposedly manly men doing manly things and you know what? 80-90% of them don't measure up to any reasonable expectations of standards of masculinity I have.

Poofters !! I'm surrounded by poofters !!!
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RE: How manly are you? (For the st8 ladies, how manly is your guy?)
I do want a 2017 Chevy Silverado HD. *contemplates a test drive*
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#8
RE: How manly are you? (For the st8 ladies, how manly is your guy?)
+2 on the Vorlon masculinity scale . . .
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#9
RE: How manly are you? (For the st8 ladies, how manly is your guy?)
things that help:

ability to ride a horse

sportsman vacations in Canada

Texas drawl

non-officer military back ground

uniform

8' box on truck, no club cab, although a full size 4 door is OK

ability to use an acetylene cutting torch or a welder (but not one with a tank of argon on it, that's effeminate)

ability to get a tire off a rim without using a machine
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: How manly are you? (For the st8 ladies, how manly is your guy?)
(February 4, 2017 at 8:05 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: things that help:

ability to ride a horse

sportsman vacations in Canada

Texas drawl

non-officer military back ground

uniform

8' box on truck, no club cab, although a full size 4 door is OK

ability to use an acetylene cutting torch or a welder (but not one with a tank of argon on it, that's effeminate)

ability to get a tire off a rim without using a machine

1. Got that.
2. Nope
3. I'm fixin to fake it.
4. Nada
5. Does band uniform count?
6. In the past.
7. Can cut, pretty shitty welder.
8. How about just chrome?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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