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Weird Dreams
February 10, 2017 at 3:41 pm
Oddly enough, last night I had a dream that I was a dude with memories from the USSR, but I was looking back as a kid and supported capitalism, and then the Joker approached me after everyone abandoned me because of my free market views, and then as a kid I asked the Joker why I didn't fit in, and he said because you don't, you're a freak, then child me started crying. Then I began to gain consciousness and I was like, "Wait a minute, I don't have memories of my childhood in the USSR. Wtf? Then I woke up and felt weird. It was a lot more cinematic though, with like a few different marry-go-rounds in a line representing different parts of these faux memories in my dreams.
So what are some weird ones you've had that just made you wake up and go, "What the fuck?"
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RE: Weird Dreams
February 10, 2017 at 4:04 pm
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Standing in my back yard and seeing majestic mountains to the west.
It was both disturbing and delightful
At least it wasn't the fucking giant spiders eating my eyeballs again. I HATE that dream.
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RE: Weird Dreams
February 10, 2017 at 4:10 pm
Sitting at the top of a miles-tall mountain on a really clear day in Utah, and watching a tiny speck of a helicopter take off in the valley and go towards Idaho. I could hear the helicopter as if I was immediately next to it. I could also make out the state line, and watched it cross.
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RE: Weird Dreams
February 10, 2017 at 4:35 pm
I had a dream 2 nights ago that asked my friend how his baby was and he said she died in a truck accident and he said it so bluntly it was an awkward situation.
Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.
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RE: Weird Dreams
February 10, 2017 at 5:09 pm
Being chased by Nazis and the creature from Hellraiser in a deserted underground hotel. Running through knee high treacle that slowed me down considerably
but strangely had no effect upon them. I have no idea why they were after me or if they ever caught me because that is the point at where the dream stopped
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RE: Weird Dreams
February 10, 2017 at 7:02 pm
Being a passenger in a car. I look at the driver and realize he is an animated corpse just as drives us off a cliff. Wake up with a start. Love those scary dreams!
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RE: Weird Dreams
February 10, 2017 at 7:07 pm
I had a dream I was at a party with Trump and Obama during the election. Obama was playing cards and ignoring the room. Trump was being an annoying guest. My British family members were all sort of embarrassed and left early. It was quite the mirror of what was actually happening. Tiberius is obsessed with politics, so it probably just infiltrated my sleep.
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RE: Weird Dreams
February 10, 2017 at 7:18 pm
Oddest one that I can remember is: I was trying to clear a paper jam in my printer. My hand got caught and the printer was getting hotter and hotter. In walks Sarah Makem (my godfather's mum) carrying a teapot. I told her to go for help, she sang two choruses of 'The Little Beggerman' and flew out of the window.
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RE: Weird Dreams
February 10, 2017 at 7:29 pm
I was at Target (I think) holding a baby. I dropped the baby and just as it hit the floor it turned into a bag of rice that spilled all over the floor.
I also had one that I was in love with a curly hair redhead that was crawling around my apartment looking for something on the floor. I woke up feeling sad. Like I woke up and didn't get to say goodbye lol That's why it's weird, because I woke up feeling so sad.
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