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Penguins the Size of Humans (Fossils found)
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Penguins the Size of Humans (Fossils found)
February 23, 2017 at 3:18 pm
http://www.stuff.co.nz/environment/89731...-dinosaurs


Everything was big back then.

And I thought Emperor Penguins were big...
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RE: Penguins the Size of Humans (Fossils found)
February 23, 2017 at 3:36 pm (This post was last modified: February 23, 2017 at 3:39 pm by Alex K.)
So far I've only seen Penguins with egos the size of an Elephant
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February 23, 2017 at 3:39 pm


"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: Penguins the Size of Humans (Fossils found)
February 23, 2017 at 3:42 pm
(February 23, 2017 at 3:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: http://www.stuff.co.nz/environment/89731...-dinosaurs


Everything was big back then.

And I thought Emperor Penguins were big...

All the talk about reconstructing mammoths and dinos from old DNA just faded to insignificance.

BRING BACK THE GIANT PENGUINS!!!

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RE: Penguins the Size of Humans (Fossils found)
February 23, 2017 at 3:45 pm
(February 23, 2017 at 3:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(February 23, 2017 at 3:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: http://www.stuff.co.nz/environment/89731...-dinosaurs


Everything was big back then.

And I thought Emperor Penguins were big...

All the talk about reconstructing mammoths and dinos from old DNA just faded to insignificance.

BRING BACK THE GIANT PENGUINS!!!

Boru

No that's a great idea.
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RE: Penguins the Size of Humans (Fossils found)
February 23, 2017 at 3:50 pm
(February 23, 2017 at 3:45 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(February 23, 2017 at 3:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: All the talk about reconstructing mammoths and dinos from old DNA just faded to insignificance.

BRING BACK THE GIANT PENGUINS!!!

Boru

No that's a great idea.

And probably easier than doing the Mammoth!
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RE: Penguins the Size of Humans (Fossils found)
February 23, 2017 at 4:10 pm
Probably just fossilized nuns.
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RE: Penguins the Size of Humans (Fossils found)
February 23, 2017 at 4:35 pm
I'm fucking sick of these small ass penguins.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: Penguins the Size of Humans (Fossils found)
February 23, 2017 at 4:37 pm
(February 23, 2017 at 4:35 pm)Exian Wrote: I'm fucking sick of these small ass penguins.

Once they've been cloned we can genetically engineer them to have bigger arses....

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RE: Penguins the Size of Humans (Fossils found)
February 23, 2017 at 4:40 pm
(February 23, 2017 at 4:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(February 23, 2017 at 4:35 pm)Exian Wrote: I'm fucking sick of these small ass penguins.

Once they've been cloned we can genetically engineer them to have bigger arses....

Big Grin

I can hear Morgan Freeman narrating March of the Big Assed Penguins now.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

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