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Breaking News: Atheism is uncool
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#41
RE: Breaking News: Atheism is uncool
May 24, 2017 at 5:15 pm
Hey deleted Neo, that row of port a potties are there for theists to drop their bullshit. Hygiene man.

I caught a glimpse before he deleted it. Sad. Didn't your god provided with a spine. If you are going to throw an half arsed insult... at least be a man to own it.
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RE: Breaking News: Atheism is uncool
May 24, 2017 at 5:21 pm
(May 24, 2017 at 4:23 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(May 24, 2017 at 4:10 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Heh heh....That's what it's come to, eh? Luring dem youngsters to Christianity with the promise of marathon fucking.

Sure. They'll buy that.

It was bound to happen. I remember in the '70s/80's how the Catholic church in my hometown went in for the (slightly) long-haired guy strumming the guitar during Mass thing -- their acknowledgement of times-a-changin' and a little something for the youngsters, I suppose. You know . . . Christy Woodstock for the hopelessly lame. So yeah, marathon fucking. Why not?

If their attendance figures among younger people don't start improving quickly, they may have to bring back brown acid, as well.

Given how out-of-touch the Vatican leadership seems, they may have already started dipping into stock.

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#43
RE: Breaking News: Atheism is uncool
May 24, 2017 at 5:29 pm
(May 24, 2017 at 5:15 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Hey deleted Neo, that row of port a potties are there for theists to drop their bullshit. Hygiene man.

I caught a glimpse before he deleted it. Sad. Didn't your god provided with a spine. If you are going to throw an half arsed insult... at least be a man to own it.

I deleted it because it was a duplicate post and moved on to another thread. For the those who didn't see the post, I said I thought the row of porta-potties in the back seemed oddly appropriate. There! Good enough for you.
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RE: Breaking News: Atheism is uncool
May 24, 2017 at 5:40 pm (This post was last modified: May 24, 2017 at 5:44 pm by CapnAwesome.)
Hahahahahahahahahaha. That reminded me a little of an awkward high school counselor trying to rap in order to connect with the youth. I don't think I'll be taking lessons from this guy (the author) on how to be cool:

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RE: Breaking News: Atheism is uncool
May 24, 2017 at 6:12 pm (This post was last modified: May 24, 2017 at 6:16 pm by Athene.)
(May 24, 2017 at 5:07 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote:


Really, Wooters? When so many can clearly remember your goofy-ass previous avatar? The Swedenborgian one?
That WAS a pic of you, right? lol

Just kidding, man. You're fuckin' awesome. Wink
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RE: Breaking News: Atheism is uncool
May 24, 2017 at 6:24 pm (This post was last modified: May 24, 2017 at 6:40 pm by Succubus.)
(May 24, 2017 at 12:37 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(May 24, 2017 at 12:31 pm)Harry Nevis Wrote: Probably on western-style button pockets.

It's not fair to judge us because of how our mothers dress us.

*Sighs and looks wistfully at the neighborhood Mormon missionaries with their black pants and crisp, white short-sleeve button-down shirts. Wonders how they handle all that pussy*

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(May 24, 2017 at 4:16 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(May 24, 2017 at 4:10 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Heh heh....That's what it's come to, eh? Luring dem youngsters to Christianity with the promise of marathon fucking.

Sure. They'll buy that.

Heh, I went to youth catholic groups back in the day. At least the girls around were dying for a taste of sin Devil

Fuck, why has reason drove me away from that?

Absolutely. Catholic girls love the cock.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Breaking News: Atheism is uncool
May 24, 2017 at 7:01 pm
Mao killed for communism and did so religiously as did Stalin
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

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RE: Breaking News: Atheism is uncool
May 24, 2017 at 7:07 pm
So, would you please tell the court why you did in fact, kill all those people!





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Um . . . because they were there.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Breaking News: Atheism is uncool
May 24, 2017 at 7:19 pm
(May 24, 2017 at 5:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Yes, silly, isn't it?

But, one day Americans might learn to spell "mum" correctly.

Why would he be saying to a flower?
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RE: Breaking News: Atheism is uncool
May 24, 2017 at 7:36 pm
(May 24, 2017 at 7:19 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(May 24, 2017 at 5:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Yes, silly, isn't it?

But, one day Americans might learn to spell "mum" correctly.

Why would he be saying to a flower?

What colour was it. Tongue
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