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The Seven Types of Christians
#11
RE: The Seven Types of Christians
There are 2 types of Christians:

the ones who think there are 2 types of Christians and the ones who don't
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#12
RE: The Seven Types of Christians
This is so funny, because, the OP is referring to a Blog poster that I regularly follow. You might not get very good responses because the blogger is a Swedenborgian! Other denominations might not be familiar with the unique references to Good and Truth that have particular connotations in Swedenborg. That said I'm basically in the Laodicea church.
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#13
RE: The Seven Types of Christians
(June 9, 2017 at 2:15 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: shouldn't there be a True Christian™ choice?

Something acknowledging Jesus' faith of apocalyptic Judaism ??    Practicing a religion about Jesus is clearly the last thing He had in mind, he wanted followers who practiced the religion he was sent to perfect.

no.

Each church list above is like a different denomination. There are seven expressions of faith that Christ recognizes here. Also know sitting in one of those building does not mean you are apart of said church either.

(June 9, 2017 at 1:02 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: For the resident theists, which one are you?
For atheists, former theists, which one were you?

Quote:TYPE 1
Ephesus




TYPE 2
Smyrna




TYPE 3
Pergamos




TYPE 4
Thyatira




TYPE 5
Sardis




TYPE 6
Philadelphia




TYPE 7
Laodicea



http://www.patheos.com/blogs/goodandtrut...hristians/

I most strongly identify with two
One Ephesus in that I have Identified false prophets and many other good works...

Then with Philadelphia in that I'm exhausted and prompted to hold out to the end.

That said I can somewhat identify with everything
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#14
RE: The Seven Types of Christians
If I ever rage quit here, it occurs to me it will most likely be over the relentless blasphemies, heresies, and apostasies believers have spewed during my stay and that it utterly and absolutely proves there is no need for AF to even exist anymore.
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#15
RE: The Seven Types of Christians
I was thinking about the types of not only Christians, but religious people in general and I remembered this topic, so I decided to put it here to see what people think about it. Am I on the right track?

1. Misinformed
There are people that have just been fed with wrong info about the world and once they learn/ read that stories from their religious book did not and could not happen and that their reasoning is wrong they abandon religion.

2. Crazy
These religious people do hear and perhaps even read enough to know that their religious book is fake, but, still, they insist that it's true. They just claim that Sai Baba can fly or that Jesus heals people every day, that sky is filled with saucers and invisible aliens are around us. Why? Because being crazy is fun, if it wasn't fun there wouldn't be so many crazy people. They become crazy either because of personal tragedy that, rather then to cope with, they go into their fantasy land; it doesn't have to be some tragedy that happens in a moment or over a year, but simply life with it's problems and goings like death of parents, problems with kids, money etc. people simply learn to cope with those problems by simply fantasizing about ancient giants, angels, supernatural things.
I mean this is something that everybody does. Everybody takes a break from their problems by running away into fantasy be it into games, TV, books, comics, but religious people cling to their fantasy all the time. They stay in it. They don't know and don't want to get out.
That's perhaps why it's said that it's easier for younger people to leave religion than older. They may have even been in nr. 1 category and didn't encounter rationality in time so they turned into nr. 2.

3. Retarded people
Some people are just that: stupid. To them basic stuff are simply too complicated to understand and they resort to simple explanations (world is flat, world is 6000 years old and created by a wizard using magic etc). Difference between 2 & 3 is that people in 2 can understand a lot of reasonable explanations of how the world works and they look for "gaps" to hide their god they believe in, unless they had a really bad tragedy in their life so their craziness is much more intense and they believe in everything.
I guess some of the brain damage might not only be biological, but years of aggressive brainwashing and by that I mean that they don't even dare to think because of the devil. They are frightened. But I guess this is something I still work on.

4. People that make money off religion
They don't really care what's true or isn't true, they just follow the money. Mostly they just know it's all bullshit, since they themselves keep inventing it.
But of course it's not just religious leaders, there could be combination of 2 & 4: a person that is crazy, or just in a state of being misinformed and then gets a job on religious radio which brings them money so they rather care to protect their income.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#16
RE: The Seven Types of Christians
Fuck I got excited! I thought Stimbo was back! Bloody necros! hehe
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#17
RE: The Seven Types of Christians
Surprisingly, no one shouted NECRO. xD
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#18
RE: The Seven Types of Christians
I can identify with most of them, Christians go through phases as most people in the world do. Unknown to most atheist is the fact that there are few in each church that do the majority of the work and these people get tired and frustrated and move from one of these churches to another but seem to always come back to doing what they believe Christ has for them. I do not believe the churches mention were to categorize individual Christians, they are examples of what we might experience as Christians and what we need to do to get out of the rut we place ourselves in, they show that we can not rely on ourselves but must trust in Christ to do His work.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#19
RE: The Seven Types of Christians
I have no idea. Couldn't follow any of that.

I was the type of Christian who believed God existed, but that the bible wasn't the word of god. Only the ten commandments mattered.
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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#20
RE: The Seven Types of Christians
(April 27, 2018 at 12:59 pm)Divinity Wrote: I have no idea.  Couldn't follow any of that.  

I was the type of Christian who believed God existed, but that the bible wasn't the word of god.  Only the ten commandments mattered.
Do you even know what the real Ten Comandments are?
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