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 (June 24, 2017 at 12:21 pm)emjay Wrote:(June 24, 2017 at 12:04 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Problem is, not many people want to travel to buttfuck Kentucky and pay $40 for a laugh... I bet I could win over a few 5 or 6 hundred at least . . . . The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
I'm firmly of the mind that every single homophobe is one good schtupping away from being a bottom.
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as bad as we need more tops, it's hard to turn away new greasy pig bottoms . . .
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 (June 24, 2017 at 4:53 pm)Khemikal Wrote: I'm firmly of the mind that every single homophobe is one good schtupping away from being a bottom. I believe the proper term is "hungry bottom."
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---  (June 24, 2017 at 4:53 pm)Khemikal Wrote: I'm firmly of the mind that every single homophobe is one good schtupping away from being a bottom. I'm not so sure... I think some of them are just arseholes (and not in the way you mean  ). Do you really think that... that all homophobia stems from latent shit?
quite a few of the ones that are really fun to plug the first time do . . .
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
It's funny the amount of super fundy homo hating christians that end up in a 'scandal' because of bathroom blowjibbers and what not with the hairier sex...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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indeed
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
(June 24, 2017 at 7:23 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: It's funny the amount of super fundy homo hating christians that end up in a 'scandal' because of bathroom blowjibbers and what not with the hairier sex... I've had a few experiences with homophobes who were either happy to be blown or unhappy not to be blown (ie offended when I said I didn't fancy them and wouldn't go there)... so I know there's something in it... it's just I'm reluctant to generalise it to every single case. (June 24, 2017 at 8:07 pm)emjay Wrote:Oh it's definitely not a sure thing. The prevalence does raise an eyebrow though...(June 24, 2017 at 7:23 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: It's funny the amount of super fundy homo hating christians that end up in a 'scandal' because of bathroom blowjibbers and what not with the hairier sex...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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