Food aint lying, well happened at Food Lion.
November 11, 2017 at 2:27 pm
(This post was last modified: November 11, 2017 at 2:33 pm by Brian37.)
I hate it when I do shit like the following, and this time it cost me the first quarter of the Ohio/Michigan game.
Left late to go shopping this morning, had to go 8 miles out to a Walmart to get long sweat pants for the winter. Bought a electric pot that plugs in so I can actually boil my food as I no longer have a stove, until I buy a new house, I have no intent on it. So by the time I get to Food Lion I am already late. It is only less than a mile and a half away, so I shop, takes me longer than I wanted to, long lines. Put all my junk in my van, get home start putting things away........ WHERE THE FUCK IS MY 12 PACK of beer?
I'll tell you, I left it in the fucking cart in the parking lot! It It was one of those 2 tier mini carts, and I never put shit in the bottom for that reason, but this time I put the beer in the bottom and forgot to put it in the van. Fortunately it was still there when I got back, WITH several empty carts behind it. That says to me people putting their carts behind mine probably thought the box containing the beer was empty. It was still there. I guy was standing near his car waiting for his wife to finish putting things away saw me pull up and get out and comment, "It's still there, I knew it."
He said, "What? I responded, "My beer, went all the way home and left it there.", He jokingly said, "Damn, if I knew it was there," meaning he would have taken it. Many people would have.
But that is not the worst I have done. Several years ago, I left EVERYTHING in a cart and simply left without taking anything. That was even further away from my home.
FYI FOLKS, 35 nothing Ohio so, didn't miss much. Not even halftime yet.
Left late to go shopping this morning, had to go 8 miles out to a Walmart to get long sweat pants for the winter. Bought a electric pot that plugs in so I can actually boil my food as I no longer have a stove, until I buy a new house, I have no intent on it. So by the time I get to Food Lion I am already late. It is only less than a mile and a half away, so I shop, takes me longer than I wanted to, long lines. Put all my junk in my van, get home start putting things away........ WHERE THE FUCK IS MY 12 PACK of beer?
I'll tell you, I left it in the fucking cart in the parking lot! It It was one of those 2 tier mini carts, and I never put shit in the bottom for that reason, but this time I put the beer in the bottom and forgot to put it in the van. Fortunately it was still there when I got back, WITH several empty carts behind it. That says to me people putting their carts behind mine probably thought the box containing the beer was empty. It was still there. I guy was standing near his car waiting for his wife to finish putting things away saw me pull up and get out and comment, "It's still there, I knew it."
He said, "What? I responded, "My beer, went all the way home and left it there.", He jokingly said, "Damn, if I knew it was there," meaning he would have taken it. Many people would have.
But that is not the worst I have done. Several years ago, I left EVERYTHING in a cart and simply left without taking anything. That was even further away from my home.
FYI FOLKS, 35 nothing Ohio so, didn't miss much. Not even halftime yet.
