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Warning! Feed your pets well!
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry!
I can't imagine my little 2kg brown siamese terror eating me in one sitting, though he does like to nibble on me slowly!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (December 17, 2017 at 12:51 am)ignoramus Wrote: I don't know whether to laugh or cry! It is only fair! During the Zombie Apocalypse my Rottie is the first to go!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
Hasn't he tried to eat you yet? What kind of Rottie is that? A momma's boy?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
Serves no.2 right leaving his dogs to starve locked up in his home without food or water while he goes on holiday.
Um Pythons and Boas cant eat adults, they can strangle adults sure, but they cant eat full grown adults. Don't confuse eat with kill. But yea, starve any animal or abuse them long enough they will hurt or kill you if big enough.
It is possible for your pets to eat parts of you if you get stupid and get yourself killed by them. Giant snakes and lizards can have bacteria that can kill you even if they are not poisonous. But the still screen shot at the beginning of the video is misleading. Yea the lizard story is real, but they didn't eat the guy whole, they bit him he got infected, died then they ate bits of him, they didn't suddenly swallow him whole. 
Jesus people, don't give my cats any bad ideas here. I've got enough problems as it is . . .
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione (December 17, 2017 at 10:48 am)Brian37 Wrote:(December 17, 2017 at 10:39 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Jesus people, don't give my cats any bad ideas here. I've got enough problems as it is . . . Is the whole revolving around you and Trump? You are the one giving that much attention. 
The OP gives new meaning to "ladyfingers".
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Mine would just open up the cupboards. There is probably a months worth. Knowing them it would be gone in 2 days.
This does not count the fridge.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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