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Scientology promises Superpowers
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Scientology promises Superpowers
http://mentalfloss.com/article/12352/7-s...ntologists

"5. Telekenesis, Mind-Control, and a Universal Stopwatch

Once you get to a high enough level in Scientology, you should be able to control absolutely everything in the physical world. One person claimed that when their coffeemaker went on the fritz, they “corrected the molecular structure” with their mind and it started working again. In A History of Man, Hubbard says OT’s “emit a considerable electrical flow.” While you might be able to think of some nice ways to use such a power, Hubbard’s proposed examples include giving “somebody a very bad shock,” “putting out his eyes” or “cutting him in half.”"
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Hubbard was a peach of a guy, wasn't he ?
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Evidence please?
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(December 30, 2017 at 12:03 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Evidence please?

Evidence that you are not really going to get super powers?
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Scientology is wank. Fuck Miscavige and Cruise.
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Good luck getting your money back when no powers arrive.
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Their best super powers are brain washing and draining bank accounts.
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Conversely, you could also try eating plutonium or get a heavy dose of gamma radiation.
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