Pretty close to reality.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz...ed-country
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz...ed-country
Quote:Paul Ryan Says He Will Retire Once He Has Wrecked Country
Quote:“I came to Washington with the goal of destroying life in the United States as we know it,” Ryan said in an emotional press conference. “Once I look around me and see nothing but smoldering ruins, I’ll call it a day.”