Ridiculously large statue

[thesummerqueen]

I would have thought you'd have loved a giant Jew looming over a small Polish town

[sour look] There's a reason I don't date Jewish men.

My arm is now aching from that damn tetanus booster.

[Tiberius]

My arm is now aching from that damn tetanus booster.

*hugs*

You should be in bed resting after your adventure.

[thesummerqueen]

You should be in bed resting after your adventure.

I am, I'm working while on my back. Stop smiling.

By the way, did you see that in the prior post? See me insert a complaint? That is why I doubt Jesus - he never seemed to kvetch about anything. That's a long-standing Jewish tradition. Since a precedent had been set with prior Jewish forefathers to be able to argue with God, Jesus should have been able to effectively kvetch his way out of the crucifixion.

I haven't taken anything yet because I haven't figured out how I'm going to eat without crying, and I can't take meds without food.

[Tiberius]

I am, I'm working while on my back. Stop smiling.

If you wanted to me to stop smiling, you shouldn't have put that image in my mind

I haven't taken anything yet because I haven't figured out how I'm going to eat without crying, and I can't take meds without food.

One word: liquidizer!

[Minimalist]

Looks more like Charlesmagne with that stupid fucking crown.

[thesummerqueen]

Looks more like Charlesmagne with that stupid fucking crown.

Difference being, Charlemagne accomplished a renaissance of sorts during his lifetime. How come no one's erecting ridiculously large statues to people who actually did shit?

[Minimalist]

He also murdered lots of people who wouldn't convert.

If you ask me, he deserves a statue more than fucking jesus.


http://www.visualstatistics.net/045%20lo...mation.htm

The violence and atrocities of Charlemagne's Thirty Years' War include the executions of thousands who refused to convert to Christianity and resulted in deaths of about a half and in some regions close to two thirds of the pre-war population. During Charlemagne's Thirty Years' War, people who refused to be converted were executed. These executions took place in recurring waves, reaching its peak in 782 when Charlemagne executed in a single day over 4,000 Saxons who refused to convert to Christianity. During his campaigns against Saxony, in his conversations transcribed by his biographer Eginhard, Charlemagne often repeated that

'Saxony must be Christianized, or wiped out.'

During Charlemagne's Thirty Year's War, most of the Western Europe was converted to Christianity.

[Shell B]

I should write a gag article about a huge statue of Charlemagne being erected and describe that jesus statue to a T. I will top it off by linking the article to religious websites.

[chasm]

Touchdown Jesus is better, in my opinion. Lightning burned it down.

[Minimalist]

Touchdown Jesus is better, in my opinion. Lightning burned it down.

Yes, dear. But touchdown jesus was only 6 stories tall. You can bet your butt that those protestant fucks will not want the BIGGEST IDOL title to go to the catholic fucks in Poland.