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Perfect gift for package thieves this christmas
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Oh, sweet sweet revenge.
It almost makes me wish I had package thieves and the ability to make one of these.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
Should have used pepper spray.
If you really want to fuck with them --- one that WORKS ---
A plain brown package left on doorstep. Inside - a mason jar filled with alcohol and a fake rubber finger ( novelty shop shit)... O And a note --- " Leave the ransom money in a plain paper bag at the dropsite this afternoon... DO NOT GO TO THE POLICE - we will know if you do - we are watching!!!" Bet they shit themselves. 
Sign on door: "Please leave rattlesnakes on the step."
  I laughed 'til I cried. I think maybe wrapping a package with fly paper (extremely carefully, so as to not get stuck) would be a good trick. I have full video surveillance of my property, though, and people walking up can very easily tell it. That's the whole point, as I bought them to get my neighbor to quit vandalizing my property.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
The window closest to my front door has this in it:
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 (December 19, 2018 at 7:05 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: The window closest to my front door has this in it: I don't think the cat tower will do much to deter package thieves. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
You haven't met my cats:
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Why disguise the thieves faces? They need to be publicly shamed (or given a good kicking)
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it! (December 19, 2018 at 11:09 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Why disguise the thieves faces? They need to be publicly shamed (or given a good kicking) I'm not generally a fan of corporal punishment, but I agree that people like this merit a good belt round the ear hole. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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