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Damned Jews
#1
Damned Jews
...or nutty Jews!

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,...45,00.html

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Haredi ads: Internet causes cancer

New ultra-Orthodox marketing campaign uses scare tactics to prevent community from Web surfing. 'Internet causes disease, adversity,' Rabbi Shmuel Wosner writes
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#2
RE: Damned Jews
(9th February 2011, 17:59)Minimalist Wrote: ...or nutty Jews!

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,...45,00.html

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Haredi ads: Internet causes cancer

New ultra-Orthodox marketing campaign uses scare tactics to prevent community from Web surfing. 'Internet causes disease, adversity,' Rabbi Shmuel Wosner writes

True the specific disease caused by the internet is mental scars to the images from the mouth of eldritch abominations, destroyed childhoods due to rule 34, and the Great Internet Fuckwad Theory
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#3
RE: Damned Jews
This deserved the:

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#4
RE: Damned Jews
Hilarious What are the Rabbi's thinking??? Disappointed

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And here I am thinking that they actually wanted real KNOWLEDGE! There goes another misconception *sigh*
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#5
RE: Damned Jews
The comments on that article are beyond great.


Quote:"cell phones and microwave ovens and wireless phones does cause cancer. So it is best to put an X-ZUBI diatomateous earth sticker on such devices to decrease the cancer danger. See http://www.xzubi.com for information about that. XZUBI is the only product on the market I know of with in vitro studies that prove human DNA can be protected from the damaging effects of EMF/RF (electromagnetic radiation/radio frequency). "


Quote:"the internet are to pornographic sites. A marriage license and economic support give a male the lawful right before God to see a woman's naked body. Surfing the internet to see porn sites or looking at pornography from other mediums is toxic for the eternal soul. It is unlawful for those with the Torah written on their hearts. Job in the Scriptures made a covenant with his eyes not to look upon a maid. He had sex only with his wife, even in his mind and heart and soul. Looking at porno is the first step to adultery in the heart and then in the mind and body. "

Keep drinking that kool-ade, morons.
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
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#6
RE: Damned Jews
No orthodox or ultra conservative member of any religion wants any real knowledge.

That is the sect who is moving towards a more Islamic view of how their women should dress in order to keep men from lusting after them.
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#7
RE: Damned Jews
The internet doesn't cause disease but it does spread it. Well, viruses. Maybe they're just really fucking confused. Wait, that was never debatable.
"My skirt is blowing upwards and you can sort of almost see my panties. What a massive cocktease I am. Oopsie." - Marilyn Monroe
"The problem with quotes on the internet is it his hard to verify their authenticity." - Abraham Lincoln
"You fucking numpties... if you crucify me I'll just respawn." - Jesus Christ
"You know what? As it's my birthday today we can sod my Golden Mean to hell! I'm getting shitfaced tonight and I'll be buggered if any of you bastards are gonna stop me." - Aristotle
"Confucius say... oh fuck I forget... I think I'm losing my memory. Oh and pass the dry roasted peanuts would ya?" - Confucius
"Lord... make me chaste... but not yet.... no first I'm gonna need some hookers and some blow. K thx bai." - Augustine of Hippo
"Screw you all I'd rather drink the hemlock anyhow you ignorant motherfuckers!" - Socrates
"Yes, it's hard finding out all parents are liars. I can relate because I remember my parents telling me they'd been fibbing and I didn't really exist." - Santa Claus
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#8
RE: Damned Jews
Fuckers are just as crazy as all the other adherents of the angry desert god.


http://failedmessiah.typepad.com/failed_...s-567.html


Quote:Rabbi David Twersky, leader of the Rachmastrivka Hasidic dynasty, says the recent tsunami in Japan, which has left thousands of people dead, was the result of the arrest of two yeshiva students by Japanese authorities after being convicted of smuggling drugs.

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#9
RE: Damned Jews
Off-topic: Summer, where the hell is your picture? I refuse to talk to you until I can see your hotness again.
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#10
RE: Damned Jews
Israel pardoned some naughty hasidic kid? Oh dear; off hand I'd say the current two are well and truly fucked.

Many Hasidim are fucking head cases,doing their utmost to live in the Middle Ages. They don't like sharia law as it's too lenient.

That dopey old prick seems to worship YHWH in his most obnoxious form. (as described in the Torah) To be fair, If I believed, I'd be fucking terrified too.There's no pleasing that capricious cunt..
Man is not so much a rational animal as a rationalising one.
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