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Warnings and instructions.
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RE: Warnings and instructions.
March 18, 2020 at 6:46 am
(March 18, 2020 at 6:36 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I once bought a tin of Argentine corned beef (it was awful, btw) and the label read 'Contents are inside can'.

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RE: Warnings and instructions.
March 18, 2020 at 6:57 am
Yeah, I might not have sussed it out, otherwise. If that wording hadn't been there, I could have starved while searching my pockets for corned beef.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Warnings and instructions.
March 18, 2020 at 7:13 am
(March 18, 2020 at 6:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Yeah, I might not have sussed it out, otherwise. If that wording hadn't been there, I could have starved while searching my pockets for corned beef.

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The old key cans, "Use key to open can." Fuck you, Chainsawman laughs at your directions!
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RE: Warnings and instructions.
March 18, 2020 at 10:31 am (This post was last modified: March 18, 2020 at 10:32 am by Succubus#2.)
Amazon advice on using the Russel Hobbs toaster:

Quote:Don’t put the toaster in liquid, don’t use it in a bathroom, near water, or outdoors.
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March 18, 2020 at 10:32 am
If you need a warning label to tell you that fire should not be taken internally - go ahead and eat flames.


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RE: Warnings and instructions.
March 18, 2020 at 10:35 am
I once wrote a thirty-two step set of instructions on how to draw a cup of coffee from a Navy percolator. (I didn't include instructions on how to get the hookers on board. Totally unnecessary.)
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