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Pandemic survival diary.

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Pandemic survival diary.
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RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 19, 2020 at 5:59 am
Day 412: Funds exhausted. Food almost gone. Still no word from Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.  Dunno
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#22
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 19, 2020 at 6:11 am
Dear Diary -

Today, the WHO announced that the virus has mutated.  Symptoms now include hysterical laughter, skin and hair discolouration, and a distorted sense of fashion.  $100 000 bounty issued for The Joker.  Keeping an eye out.

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RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 19, 2020 at 6:18 am (This post was last modified: March 19, 2020 at 6:22 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(March 19, 2020 at 5:59 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: Day 412: Funds exhausted. Food almost gone. Still no word from Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.  Dunno
I won the "$7,000 a week for life" game. Bastards.
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RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 19, 2020 at 11:04 am
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#25
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 19, 2020 at 1:18 pm
Left a few minutes early this morning and stopped at the grocery store. Picked up some bananas and a couple packages of tuna and broth for soup. Went to check the TP situation...the store had been open about 45 minutes. There was no TP but there was a stock of some weird off-brand paper towels.

Went to the adjoining gas station and the guy in the kiosk there pointed to the grocery store and said, "Don't go there, it's nuts." I told him I had just left and it seemed okay. He said there were people lined up well ahead of the 6:00 am opening (in the rain) who were going in couples and/or family groups and each were buying the limit of three of the TP. Some were dashing out to their cars and then back in to buy the limit again.

People really suck.
  
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#26
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 19, 2020 at 1:30 pm
Hoarding perishables. STUPID.
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RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 19, 2020 at 2:59 pm
TP....weird...it's as if people think that covid is dysentery?
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RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 19, 2020 at 3:23 pm
(March 19, 2020 at 2:59 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: TP....weird...it's as if people think that covid is dysentery?

It is weird...and I sort of hope that all the people who now have a garage full of TP catch something that will make them have to use it all with the quickness.   Dodgy
  
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#29
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 19, 2020 at 3:55 pm
Perhaps they’re preparing for an eventual black market. Or at least a brown one...

Boru
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#30
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 19, 2020 at 4:05 pm
(March 19, 2020 at 2:59 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: TP....weird...it's as if people think that covid is dysentery?
It goes back to the 50's with the idea of a well stocked nuclear bomb shelter.


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