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The Ghost Of Valentines past.
19th February 2011, 07:15
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The Ghost Of Valentines past.
Valentine's day has mercifully been and gone once again,leaving those us not psychotically attached or soporifically married,feeling normal again,instead of like a freak.

I stole the observations below.(written by a woman) Perhaps you might like to steal some for yourself and post them.

. Nothing says "I love you" like saturated fat and slutty underwear.

. " Truly, madly, and unimaginatively", and the poignant

"I have 3287 friends on Facebook,but none of them will sleep with me"
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19th February 2011, 16:39
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RE: The Ghost Of Valentines past.
"Nothing says 'I love You' like motorcycle safety gear".....no seriously got a new summer riding jacket for Valentines Day last year.
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20th February 2011, 00:16
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RE: The Ghost Of Valentines past.
The last time I asked a female "what did your boyfriend give you for Valentine's Day?" was in 1992.

"Her one word answer: "semen"


THAT taught me to be careful to only to ask questions if I'm prepared for a blunt answer.
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