A notice to all you lurkers

[Ubermensch]

Sae, you're a crazy bitch. Don't ever stop.

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

At least I don't bite.

You don't? Pity;that means you are no longer on my 'to do' list.

[ib.me.ub]

Wait, that came out wrong somewhere... but it's the thought that counts Unless you're bankrupt, which you might be if the medical bill from my bites are severe enough. I swear upon my left ankle that the bite isn't infected. And if it is infected, it's nothing as serious as rabies. Pic of me to prove that I am no longer infected:

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So as you can see: my bites are completely harmless.

Lol.

[Dotard]

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I don't care if I'm wrong so long as I am adorable

Not what I meant.

[Violet]

At least I don't bite.

You don't? Pity;that means you are no longer on my 'to do' list.

I only bite if you want me to, unless you are food. Then I will bite you whether you like it or not ^_^

Not what I meant.

That's okay, it's what I got out of it! ^_^

Sae, you're a crazy bitch. Don't ever stop.

Thanks ^_^ I can't stop so long as the weirdest member award goes out ever year >_> I mean: look at the competition I face

[Rhizomorph13]

Penis wrinkle cream is cheaper by the gallon and also comes in pill form, but is only temporarily effective.

I've often thought of myself as a mystic with the power to see ghosts and move objects with my mind.

When I grow up I want to be rich, or really good at foraging for food.

If I wore a banana hammock would my banana fall asleep?

Do you think blood has memory?

My favorite color is green.

I created a group on Facebook titled, "We should all face east on January 1st 2012 at midnight GMT and fart" Hopefully it will get enough members to effect the world positively.

The first topic in the discussion area will be knowing when to duck so that no farts will hit you in the face and undue your work.

There, I participated.

[Violet]

Penis wrinkle cream is cheaper by the gallon and also comes in pill form, but is only temporarily effective.

Why would someone want penis wrinkle cream? 0.o

I've often thought of myself as a mystic with the power to see ghosts and move objects with my mind.

And you are also frequently high

When I grow up I want to be rich, or really good at foraging for food.

I don't give out freebies unless you call it a donation

If I wore a banana hammock would my banana fall asleep?

Absolutely yes.

Do you think blood has memory?

No, but it does have a history ^_^

My favorite color is green.

See? Look at this powerful competition >_< It's a wonder I can even be considered half as crazy sometimes

I created a group on Facebook titled, "We should all face east on January 1st 2012 at midnight GMT and fart" Hopefully it will get enough members to effect the world positively.

Good luck on your noble cause ^_^

The first topic in the discussion area will be knowing when to duck so that no farts will hit you in the face and undue your work.

There, I participated.

Maybe I should join your group

[fr0d0]

We have a contender for weirdest member. Nice post Rhiz!

[Violet]

We have a contender for weirdest member. Nice post Rhiz!

Eep! Don't encourage him!

It'll interfere with my plans for world domination, and only most of you don't want that to happen

[Rhizomorph13]

Well, if I released the crazy from my head as much as Sae I would win hands down just due to experience and eloquence that comes from being a 36 year old mystic ex-druggie, who was a Christian for most of those years. Did I mention the squirrels? They move through angles like the Hounds of Tindalos! Paste up your cracks my friends for Azagthoth has many messengers! Nyarlathotep is simply the best known...