Sister Felicity Immaculata, Mother Superior of the Order of Eternal Indifference; sends you blessings from Quarantine:
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Sister Felicity Immaculata sends her blessings!
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Yeah, there should be a Nativity story (or whole Gospels) made as a cartoon where the biblical characters are played by animals. Like, Mary could be a cat, Joseph could be a donkey, Jesus could be a polar bear, Pontius Pilates could be a seal, Judas could be an ostrich, and Mohammed (bc we all know that he is mentioned in the Bible) could be a frog.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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August 28, 2022 at 1:52 pm
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(August 28, 2022 at 1:15 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Yeah, there should be a Nativity story (or whole Gospels) made as a cartoon where the biblical characters are played by animals. Like, Mary could be a cat, Joseph could be a donkey, Jesus could be a polar bear, Pontius Pilates could be a seal, Judas could be an ostrich, and Mohammed (bc we all know that he is mentioned in the Bible) could be a frog. Mary would need to be played by a python, Komodo dragon, or some other creature capable of virgin birth. Also, the donkeys would be more suited to playing the “wise”men. 
I’m legit surprised that that hasn’t happened yet. The closest I can think of are Veggietales or that one adaptation of Joshua in the Promised Land where everyone’s a lion with some of the most broken CGI in animation history.
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![[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/yxR97P23/harmlesskitchen.png) I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.  (August 16, 2022 at 9:55 pm)Jehanne Wrote: Sister Felicity Immaculata, Mother Superior of the Order of Eternal Indifference; sends you blessings from Quarantine:She demands Tuna and belly rubs.
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