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Universal rule# 1
What happens in a black hole, stays in a black hole!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (April 8, 2021 at 12:23 am)Eleven Wrote: The people in my building seem to not know how elevators work. They expect you to let them onto the elevator before you disembark. If I'm the only one on an elevator, I stand right at the door. People expecting to barge in once the door opens are generally startled when I'm right there, ready to exit.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Relaxing, after another day of relaxing. I could get used to not working.
Survival tip: As soon as you get word of an impending natural disaster (volcanic eruption, typhoon...whatever), immediately fill your pockets with bacon, sausages, or cheese. That way, the rescue dogs will find you first.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
I have so enjoyed the birds singing outside my office that I ordered a feeder to put out there to keep them coming back.
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
This is a true thing. When they married in 1958, my parents received a brand new Hotpoint refrigerator as a wedding gift. When Mum died in 2012, one of my brothers took the fridge. At last report (2019), it was still functioning perfectly. Fuck planned obsolescence. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
So, did anyone ever find out how much that doggy in the window was?
Dying to live, living to die.
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