Things my hillbilly cousins are worried about...

[Gawdzilla Sama]

1. If the Moon falls on Texas will Arkansas be affected?
2. Can you get a speeding ticket for dreaming about speeding?
3. If your meth lab blows up and burns down your barn and kills you can you still get an insurance settlement by suing the government?
4. If egg whites are white why aren't egg yolks black?
5. (I'd get banned.)

[Foxaèr]

Half sense from the half wits.

[The Valkyrie]

The lone star of Texas is actually a review by tourists.

[brewer]

1. If the Moon falls on Texas will Arkansas be affected?
2. Can you get a speeding ticket for dreaming about speeding?
3. If your meth lab blows up and burns down your barn and kills you can you still get an insurance settlement by suing the government?
4. If egg whites are white why aren't egg yolks black?
5. (I'd get banned.)

I notice that there is little to no concern about inbreeding.

Are you positive they're 'legally' cousins?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

1. If the Moon falls on Texas will Arkansas be affected?
2. Can you get a speeding ticket for dreaming about speeding?
3. If your meth lab blows up and burns down your barn and kills you can you still get an insurance settlement by suing the government?
4. If egg whites are white why aren't egg yolks black?
5. (I'd get banned.)

I notice that there is little to no concern about inbreeding.

Are you positive they're 'legally' cousins?

Some body vouched for them or they couldn't come to the annual reunion. Of course several have cease-and-desist orders, but they show up anyway. Probably can't read the orders.

[Fake Messiah]

1. If the Moon falls on Texas will Arkansas be affected?

Your cousins sound like characters from the Asterix comics.

[A. Secular Human]

1. If the Moon falls on Texas will Arkansas be affected?

Your cousins sound like characters from the Asterix comics.

Like Idiocracy, it's a documentary.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I've mentioned elsewhere that the Christmas Holocaust is coming up. Firearms on Christmas morning, ER by noon.