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Know what's fucking amazing? Grant Air.
17th June 2011, 06:37
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Know what's fucking amazing? Grant Air.
Best.

Airline.

Ever.

I get to the Kenai Airport at 8:35. I'm run down from an hour long drive and waking up (for me) early. I groggily glance up and there's SIXTEEN PEOPLE standing in line in front of me, backed almost up to the door.

I shudder, and glance to the right... and I am visited by this godly image. There's Grant Air, with nobody in front of it, and a moderately attractive man and woman standing behind it. So I saunter on over to the lady, and ask her if there are any flights open to anchorage for me. BAM. 5 minutes later we're in the air and I have a round trip ticket with an open ended return.

After waiting over an hour for the right bus in Anchorage (I got on the wrong one, and then missed the right one)... I arrive again at the airport, this time expecting a hellish 4-5 hour wait. I haul my aching feet in and witness a line in front of Grant Air's flight gate, with no clerk in front of it. So I stroll up to an elderly geologist, and ask him what this business about passes is. He replies to me that I need to go upstairs and get one.

So up an escalator I zip... and I am greeted by the sight of 2 middle-aged women behind the Grant Air counter. Fast as lightning I'm in front of them, asking about the passes. BAM.

3 minutes later we're in the air back to Kenai.

Best.

Fucking.

Airline.

Ever.
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17th June 2011, 06:45
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RE: Know what's fucking amazing? Grant Air.
I prefer Virgin Airlines -- it's just that fucking awesome!

Also, I don't wear underwear if I can help it....

I just never leave my chill flannel colored green bottoms. I'd take a picture, but it is one of my last nights in Los Angeles before I move out (for at least 2 months) and I've been experimenting with alcohol again.

Gotta say, I vastly prefer Mary Jane.

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17th June 2011, 06:51
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I had no idea that you didn't wear underwear...

Moros Synackaon just gained six sexiness points... Heart
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17th June 2011, 17:56
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(17th June 2011 06:51)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote:  I had no idea that you didn't wear underwear...

What a strange thing to say Dodgy I had no idea that you had formed an opinion on the matter one way or the other Tiny Tiger
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17th June 2011, 18:34
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RE: Know what's fucking amazing? Grant Air.
(17th June 2011 17:56)Darwinian Wrote:  
(17th June 2011 06:51)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote:  I had no idea that you didn't wear underwear...

What a strange thing to say Dodgy I had no idea that you had formed an opinion on the matter one way or the other Tiny Tiger

Hush you. Most people do wear underwear. I take it for granted that someone is wearing underwear until I find out otherwise.

A little backwards of me, I know... but something I do nonetheless Smile
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17th June 2011, 20:27
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(17th June 2011 18:34)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote:  Hush you. Most people do wear underwear. I take it for granted that someone is wearing underwear until I find out otherwise.

A little backwards of me, I know... but something I do nonetheless Smile

I am surprised to hear you admit that you take anything for granted, most of all the existence of underwear.
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17th June 2011, 20:31
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RE: Know what's fucking amazing? Grant Air.
I try to take little for granted in people -- I just let my subconscious shape my perceptions and then deal with that.
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17th June 2011, 20:41
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RE: Know what's fucking amazing? Grant Air.
(17th June 2011 20:27)FaithNoMore Wrote:  I am surprised to hear you admit that you take anything for granted, most of all the existence of underwear.

I have a whole lot of faith, actually. In the floor/ground, predictability of such things as light switches, the awesomeness of Mr. Bun Bun... etc.
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17th June 2011, 20:42
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I usually fly southwest because it's easy to sneak drug's through.
Live every day as if already dead, that way you're not disappointed when you are. Big Grin
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17th June 2011, 20:55
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(17th June 2011 20:42)JohnDG Wrote:  I usually fly southwest because it's easy to sneak drug's through.

No security on Grant.
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