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Anybody feelin the love?
#11
RE: Anybody feelin the love?
Well not stairs because she's diabetic. Those wouldn't be too good for her...? I think rhythm has it?
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Religion is like a Penis, you shouldn't whip it out in public and you shouldn't shove it down your child's throat.
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#12
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Tell her you're digging a hole so that you can bury all her religious BS.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#13
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(July 12, 2011 at 2:01 am)MilesTailsPrower Wrote: Lol I just got told by my mom the since i'm atheist i should go be digging a hole. Lol. I'm not really going to go into the whole convo on my ipod. But i have a question... You feeling the love?



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Curious, I did dig a grave little over a week ago. It doesn't make you Christian or anything, so it's safe.

Tell your mummy ''but you have to love me, if not because you're Christian because you're a mum.''

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#14
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(July 16, 2011 at 10:45 am)Rainydays Wrote: Tell your mummy ''but you have to love me, if not because you're Christian because you're a mum.''

As witnessed by several people here, this never seems to be enough. It seems if you don't love God, Christians don't have to love you, no matter what your relation.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#15
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Please dig hole whilst she's watching and sing, ' I'm on the highway to hell'.
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#16
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Good job on telling her. It just shows what's wrong with Christians; they can't accept you for who you are.
Trudging through endless religion one step at a time.
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#17
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I was just thinking the same thing, 5th. The songs tell us that Hell is reached by a highway while Heaven, by contrast, is accessed via a stairway that apparently you can buy.
(July 18, 2011 at 10:20 am)Nitsuj Wrote: Good job on telling her. It just shows what's wrong with Christians; they can't accept you for who you are.

In all seriousness, how can they? Their religion is centered around a faith-based scheme of salvation. One can't be a Christian and gloss over this point. It's not just a characteristic of the religion but the alleged purpose of it.

So what's the alternative? Watch as their child walks off into a lake of fire? Say they need to find their own way? This is why "moderate Christianity" makes no sense and why Islamo-Christianity can't co-exist either with other religions or with secularism. The faith-based requirement for salvation is a deal-breaker.
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#18
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Graves are such depressing places. Expensive over priced caskets full of silk one probably never slept on while alive to enjoy the feel, now they're interred with their eyes glued shut their mouths sewn closed and their body full of preservative chemicals while their faces are painted so that sallow sunken wrinkled drawn dead tissue can be said to look so natural! As their mourners passed by while the lid was up.

You could always tell your mum that while there's still time you're going to make a concerted effort to get a law passed that makes sun pyres and flame pyre's a legal option in the death ritual.
Argue that it's simply the new green that inspires you. Give back to nature with the sun pyre. Rot naked upon it as it stands high and permits vultures, buzzards and all manner of carrion feeders to feast and survive themselves another day.
While the flame pyre isn't really air pollution because you're a mostly carbon life form. And if it is deemed air pollution just recall that you are what you eat and as such maybe the threat of all that toxic smoke wafting downwind will inspire the food manufacturing industry to make a healthier product so that the consumer is then healthier while alive and less toxic when they burn.

I'd do this face to face with mum, so that at the end of that little presentation I'd smile innocently as if I'm dead serious. While, if she's Christian religious, I'd interject; "And why not mum? The Bible says from the dust we were born and unto the dust we shall return!" Big Grin

"You're an atheist! Don't you know you're going to hell when you die?"
So I can be in the company of all those Christians god put there after he made the place? Oh that sucks! Isn't there anyplace where an atheist can go and be free of those zombie worshiping sheep bastards? Devil
"In life you can never be too kind or too fair; everyone you meet is carrying a heavy load. When you go through your day expressing kindness and courtesy to all you meet, you leave behind a feeling of warmth and good cheer, and you help alleviate the burdens everyone is struggling with."
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#19
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Since god hates atheists I wonder how good she will think god is when he sends me to hell for all eternity. Nothing better than watching your atheist son burn in hell.

Hell is reached by a highway while Heaven, by contrast, is accessed via a stairway that apparently you can buy. That's a good one.
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Religion is like a Penis, you shouldn't whip it out in public and you shouldn't shove it down your child's throat.
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#20
RE: Anybody feelin the love?
(July 12, 2011 at 2:01 am)MilesTailsPrower Wrote: Lol I just got told by my mom the since i'm atheist i should go be digging a hole. Lol. I'm not really going to go into the whole convo on my ipod. But i have a question... You feeling the love?



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If she is a Christian, ask why she is not praying for her death to come asap. Since she expects she will live a life more glorious than the present one after she dies.
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