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Q&A Thread.
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A: I don't know, it's bloody annoying to spell at any rate.
Q: Are you gay? ![[Image: bloodyheretic.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=img849.imageshack.us%2Fimg849%2F8673%2Fbloodyheretic.png) "Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds." Einstein When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy. They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them they didn't understand life. - John Lennon 
Yes, I am very happy, thank you.
What question should I ask?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
A: a question that only Aerzia would ask.
Q: If I can buy 100 sodas for 50 dollars... is making 500K this season really worth it? Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
A: Not if soda is the only thing you're concerned about.
Q: If God is really inside everyone, does that make it a parasite?
A: Only if God doesn't give anything good back to you
 Q: How believable is it that I would only be concerned about soda? Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
A: Not at all. Use the money to come down to SF and we'll smoke our way to LA.
Q: Why does software refuse to work even when things are initialized identically to working models?
A. Ummm . . . bananas?
Q. Why is soda so cheap in Alaska?
A: Because there is no safety net to support and thus almost no taxes. Them homeless can just freeze in the snow.
Q: Why does Adobe Photoshop bring a core i7 laptop to a halt?
A:Because only noobs use Adobe Photoshop anymore
 Q: Why does everyone seem to presume that it is because of where I am that I can spend 50 dollars for 100 sodas? I'm buying them in bulk from my niece and sister 
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
Because you live in an ass-backwards part of the world where up is down.
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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