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Howdy From Texas...The Bible Belt!

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Howdy From Texas...The Bible Belt!
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RE: Howdy From Texas...The Bible Belt!
September 10, 2011 at 7:55 pm
Welcome to our little dark heart of evil. Lot of atheists here to kick back with.

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RE: Howdy From Texas...The Bible Belt!
September 10, 2011 at 7:56 pm
I live right down the road from an orphanage - you want I should pick up a sixer on my way to visit you?
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RE: Howdy From Texas...The Bible Belt!
September 11, 2011 at 9:09 am
Hi Lunchbox... Welcome to the forums from Oz.

Yup ... if there is an atheist heaven this is it Big Grin
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RE: Howdy From Texas...The Bible Belt!
January 19, 2012 at 1:43 am
I didn't want to post a new thread...but today, in class...a student passes me a note toward the end of our session..."Evolutionist are idiots...dinosaurs were killed off by Gods flood...the Earth is only 7000 years old...start teaching creation."

Seriously. I was fucking FLOORED. Not that a xtian could be stupid...but I was wondering who the YE holdouts were...WTF?!?!?!
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RE: Howdy From Texas...The Bible Belt!
January 19, 2012 at 1:56 am
People who don't keep up with archaeology??

Wow mate... Ya gotta give them some kudos though...they have added 1000 years to the original 6000 one hears quoted by YEC's
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RE: Howdy From Texas...The Bible Belt!
January 19, 2012 at 2:30 am
Figure out who wrote the note....kid's handwriting is execrable as a rule...and flunk them. Anyone that stupid deserves to be left back.

Then tell them to study something aside from their fucking bible.
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RE: Howdy From Texas...The Bible Belt!
January 19, 2012 at 4:35 am
I know you can't because you'd lose your job, but a good response to that would be:

"Hey you little prick, If creation were true, they'd pay me to teach your retarded ass all about it, instead of evolution. Seeing as how I have taken the time to educate you on the facts of the origin of species, and you still think that the world is 7,000 years old, I have no choice but to fail you for the semester. I hope you fuck a drunk bitch who's forgotten to remove her Vag Axe, and the doctors have to remove it surgically from your shriveled, embarrassed primate penis."

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RE: Howdy From Texas...The Bible Belt!
January 19, 2012 at 4:59 am
Sometimes Alei...I've just got to sit back in awe of you!! Heart
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RE: Howdy From Texas...The Bible Belt!
January 19, 2012 at 5:21 am
(January 19, 2012 at 4:59 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Sometimes Alei...I've just got to sit back in awe of you!! Heart

Well... I suppose I can be charming at times...

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RE: Howdy From Texas...The Bible Belt!
January 19, 2012 at 5:30 am
Charming?? You under-rate yourself darlin!! Heart

Would have loved to have been a teacher and given that sort of response to a fundie smartarse fucknutt pimple face kid!! GrrrAngry
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