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Possibly the worst thread ever. Even god agrees.
#21
RE: Possibly the worst thread ever. Even god agrees.
(September 26, 2011 at 1:07 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Are people actually LOOKING for Jesus?? Who are these people???

I think I saw him on a bench this morning.


Couldve been a tramp though.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#22
RE: Possibly the worst thread ever. Even god agrees.
(September 26, 2011 at 1:54 pm)5thHorseman Wrote: I think some people need to take a chill pill, this site is nothing like that back slapping hole.

I think it was more "hope it never gets like that." than "boy, that looks familiar." Big Grin
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#23
RE: Possibly the worst thread ever. Even god agrees.
Oh, sorry shell. Must've misread. My bad.

Much easier to interpret spoken word then text. Smile
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#24
RE: Possibly the worst thread ever. Even god agrees.
(September 26, 2011 at 2:07 pm)5thHorseman Wrote: Oh, sorry shell. Must've misread. My bad.

Much easier to interpret spoken word then text. Smile

I completely agree. I often give people the impression that I'm pissed. I still can't figure out how to word things right without either sounding like I have Asperger's or I'm a rageoholic. I contemplated putting smileys everywhere when I post, but I don't want people to think I like them, either. Big Grin
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#25
RE: Possibly the worst thread ever. Even god agrees.
(September 26, 2011 at 1:07 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Even their logo makes them look stupid.[Image: right-logo.gif]


Also ...

Are people actually LOOKING for Jesus?? Who are these people??? And with all the christian churches that exist in this world, if you haven't found him by now - than you can be reasonably assured that that dude is fuckin dead!

Fucking hell!! Angry

The xtians have lost jeebus AGAIN!?!?!?!?!?! Angry
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#26
RE: Possibly the worst thread ever. Even god agrees.
My normal reaction would be this, however considering one of the posters said this
Quote:Well said brother C***, another great source is the DVD "Case for the Creator" by Lee Stroebel
I am not sure how to react.
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#27
RE: Possibly the worst thread ever. Even god agrees.
Quote:humans have intangible senses, called emotions where we feel love, hate, anger, sadness, happiness, shock, confused, hurt, healed, and so forth?

Are they saying animals don't have emotions? 'Cause I'm pretty sure that it's very possible to piss off a cat so much that it bites or scratches you.

Quote:there are endless variety of delicious fruits, vegetables, nuts, wheats to make infinite delicious recipes to satisfy our hunger?

Here's a good recipe: plant a seed, let it grow, then eat it. Here's another one: Go to a market, buy some food, then eat it.

Personally, I'm a vegetarian so there's not a lot of foods that I'd have to make sure it's "cooked all the way".

Quote:those who have faith in Jesus Christ witness miracles, worldwide?

Wait a minute. Childbirth, a plane getting from point A to point B, job promotions, and job offerings are all miracles? Confusedhock: [/sarcasm]
Don’t ask.

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#28
RE: Possibly the worst thread ever. Even god agrees.
Wow such compelling arguments! Almost enough bullshit to convert me!

But then I read this
Quote:"Do you think its a coincidence that... you just happened to be here on a Christian site reading this letter?"

I forgot I was on a christian site.
I would quote each coincidence listed, but that's a waste of my time..

Here are some funnies for you guys ROFLOL

Quote:Everything you said was just ignorant faith in science alone.

Quote:Evolution was "invented" by an atheist...
Evolution is an enabler of atheism. Evolutionary scientists today likely would not admit that their goal is to give an alternate explanation of the origins of life, and thereby to give a foundation for atheism. However, according to the Bible, that is exactly why the theory of evolution exists.

Quote:we have nature working with nature, this is also impossible without some form of intelligence behind it.

Quote:The two smartest men that ever lived were both Jews, one was a savior, the other was a scientist. But God chose the first one to rule them all.

Quote:I have always thought that evolution is sort of comedy.Its funny to think we evolved from apes. Wonder what we will evolve into next? A donkey or something?

Quote:God bless

Cheers Cheers!
Make America Great Again! Trump 2020
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#29
RE: Possibly the worst thread ever. Even god agrees.
(September 26, 2011 at 1:07 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Even their logo makes them look stupid.[Image: right-logo.gif]


Also ...

Are people actually LOOKING for Jesus?? Who are these people??? And with all the christian churches that exist in this world, if you haven't found him by now - than you can be reasonably assured that that dude is fuckin dead!



A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.

The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"

The drunk replies "No, I haven't found Jesus."

The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"

The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again - but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.

The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "No....are you sure this is where he fell in?"

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#30
RE: Possibly the worst thread ever. Even god agrees.
(October 3, 2011 at 8:27 pm)Minimalist Wrote: A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.

The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"

The drunk replies "No, I haven't found Jesus."

The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"

The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again - but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.

The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "No....are you sure this is where he fell in?"
ROFLOL
I just HAD to post that on Facebook!
Don’t ask.

Atheist
I Evolved!
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