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If anybody thinks humans and chimps aren't related.
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If anybody thinks humans and chimps aren't related.
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Quite.....
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RE: If anybody thinks humans and chimps aren't related.
Surprised fundies haven't caught on and claimed we're related. Our DNA is 90%+ the same, god must have made us from the same mud.
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I honestly wish they would. Any attempt at integrity and honesty is better than what we've seen thusfar.
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I laughed a lot at this. Poor frog.
Cunt
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Poor chimp, already had SIV to deal with, now he's potentially introducing amphibian stds. Facepalm
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: If anybody thinks humans and chimps aren't related.
In case anyone was wondering, that was a widemouth frog.

And if it wasn't before it certainly is now.Tongue
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Ewww just ewww.



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RE: If anybody thinks humans and chimps aren't related.
(September 29, 2011 at 6:34 am)Zen Badger Wrote: In case anyone was wondering, that was a widemouth frog.

And if it wasn't before it certainly is now.Tongue



Actually apes have very small penises.(peni?)---and that one is very young.
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