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Greetings Atheists
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Greetings Atheists
September 28, 2011 at 6:55 am
Hello Atheists,

I have come to save you from your Godless sinful lives. I will prove to you that God(s) not only exist but that Atheism is foolish.

I hope we can discuss many things, I am keen to show you the light.

All the best,

Jesuslovesyou
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RE: Greetings Atheists
September 28, 2011 at 6:57 am
Good time to come rant on the boards at 6:57 AM.



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Religion is like a Penis, you shouldn't whip it out in public and you shouldn't shove it down your child's throat.
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RE: Greetings Atheists
September 28, 2011 at 7:12 am
Fuck off you imbecile...
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RE: Greetings Atheists
September 28, 2011 at 7:14 am
(September 28, 2011 at 7:12 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Fuck off you imbecile...
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That's not terribly polite
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RE: Greetings Atheists
September 28, 2011 at 7:18 am
Neither is
Quote:I have come to save you from your Godless sinful lives. I will prove to you that God(s) not only exist but that Atheism is foolish.

Sorry but I have had enough off this elitism from theists.
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: Greetings Atheists
September 28, 2011 at 7:24 am
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When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Greetings Atheists
September 28, 2011 at 7:30 am
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"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: Greetings Atheists
September 28, 2011 at 7:34 am
I wonder what the odds are that this is stucky
I used to live in a room full of mirrors; all I could see was me. I take my spirit and I crash my mirrors, now the whole world is here for me to see.
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RE: Greetings Atheists
September 28, 2011 at 7:35 am
(September 28, 2011 at 7:34 am)thebigfudge Wrote: I wonder what the odds are that this is stucky

Thinking could be but then..who cares??

Any idiot that states the they are "Here to save us atheists" can just fuck off. Otr what ever they do to bring sexual gratification
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RE: Greetings Atheists
September 28, 2011 at 7:36 am
(September 28, 2011 at 6:55 am)Jesuslovesyou Wrote: Hello Atheists,

I have come to save you from your Godless sinful lives. I will prove to you that God(s) not only exist but that Atheism is foolish.

I hope we can discuss many things, I am keen to show you the light.

All the best,

Jesuslovesyou

Bloody hell!!!

Is it "Save an Atheist month" over in jesusbot land or something???

Dear JLY (may I call you Jizzy for short) please know that you are not the first missionary to come here attempting to "save" us.

Also know that we have critically examined not just your religion, but all religions and found them to be sadly lacking in answers or even coherence.

I expect that like those before you, you will post various bits of vacuous crap and bible verses, crack a sad when no-one takes you seriously, leave in a huff in very short order and then tell all your brethren at the church next Sunday about your bravery in facing down those evil atheists.

So I will say good bye now in advance.

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