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Book of Unicorn
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Where are all the fundies!!?!?!?!! A guy can't even make a simple point to them.
Eh fuck it. Naked women it is!!! "...the illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world." - Carl Sagan
LOL, they watch, they wait, they bide their time. Bit like Cthulu.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
HEATHENS! BLAPHEMERS! HERATICS! REPENT NOW OR SUFFER STALE STRIPPERS AND STD RIDDEN BEER FOR ALL ETERNITY!
What if you're wrong? Is it not wiser to worship the flying spagetti monster for the chance of paradise under the beer volcano? The unicorns are trying to deceive you by leaving evidence all over the place, PAY THEM NO HEED! For is it not written in the book of Bolognese that "there shall be non believers and those who worship other entities"? IT WAS FORETOLD! WHAT MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED?!?!?!?!?! RE: Book of Unicorn
September 29, 2011 at 7:27 pm
(This post was last modified: September 29, 2011 at 8:03 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
The scriptures found by myself and the op are clearly older than the scriptures offered by any of you. Thus they are correct. I have irrefutable evidence in the forum timestamp and postcount. All evidence to the contrary is clearly a forgery laid in advance by demonic forces intent on peddling glue.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
(September 29, 2011 at 7:27 pm)Rhythm Wrote: The scriptures found by myself and the op are clearly older than the scriptures offered by any of you. Thus they are correct. I have irrefutable evidence in the forum timestamp and postcount. All evidence to the contrary is clearly a forgery laid in advance by demonic forces intent of peddling glue. Way to cover all the bases. "...the illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world." - Carl Sagan RE: Book of Unicorn
September 29, 2011 at 8:03 pm
(This post was last modified: September 29, 2011 at 8:04 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I'm experienced...lol.
(gives all credit to the asshats that parade in and out of the forums daily)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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