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We need a fridge
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RE: We need a fridge
October 13, 2011 at 3:50 pm
(October 13, 2011 at 1:23 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Oh! Oh! And I need a kitchen!

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And some cookery lessons.
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#32
RE: We need a fridge
October 13, 2011 at 3:50 pm
There is no 'd' in refrigerator or 'frige'.

Just sayin'...
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RE: We need a fridge
October 13, 2011 at 3:54 pm
(October 13, 2011 at 3:50 pm)5thHorseman Wrote: And some cookery lessons.

You think I can't cook?

Darling, I can clean like a maid, cook like a dream, sew your clothes for you, and probably change the oil on your car and fix most anything wrong with your house at the moment. Plus I can grow half the things going into your meals, which includes all the pick-axing, building of raised beds, shoveling, hauling, and sweating.

Oh, and I do it all without hurting my manicure. So eat it.
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#34
RE: We need a fridge
October 13, 2011 at 3:57 pm
(October 13, 2011 at 3:54 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote:
(October 13, 2011 at 3:50 pm)5thHorseman Wrote: And some cookery lessons.

You think I can't cook?

Darling, I can clean like a maid, cook like a dream, sew your clothes for you, and probably change the oil on your car and fix most anything wrong with your house at the moment. Plus I can grow half the things going into your meals, which includes all the pick-axing, building of raised beds, shoveling, hauling, and sweating.

Oh, and I do it all without hurting my manicure. So eat it.

Ah yes, but will you do all those things AFTER you get a ring on your finger??
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RE: We need a fridge
October 13, 2011 at 3:58 pm
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WOW!!
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RE: We need a fridge
October 13, 2011 at 4:02 pm
(October 13, 2011 at 3:57 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Ah yes, but will you do all those things AFTER you get a ring on your finger??

Depends on the size of the rock, babe. Wink













Just kidding, of course I can and will. I only ask for a man who pulls his own weight, and the last one I lived with didn't. Dodgy
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RE: We need a fridge
October 13, 2011 at 4:05 pm
(October 13, 2011 at 4:02 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Just kidding, of course I can and will. I only ask for a man who pulls his own weight, and the last one I lived with didn't. Dodgy


Just out of curiosity, besides holding down a job, what else does a man have to do in your opinion to "pull his own weight?"

(there's no wrong answer to this inquiry)

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RE: We need a fridge
October 13, 2011 at 4:06 pm
She knows that, silly.
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RE: We need a fridge
October 13, 2011 at 4:21 pm
(October 13, 2011 at 3:50 pm)Dotard Wrote: There is no 'd' in refrigerator or 'frige'.

Just sayin'...

fridge has a d in it where I live mate, just sayin'.. http://www.thefreedictionary.com/fridge ..

but i'll eat the typo in refrigerator, that was my bad, soz Big Grin
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RE: We need a fridge
October 13, 2011 at 4:23 pm
(October 13, 2011 at 4:05 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Just out of curiosity, besides holding down a job, what else does a man have to do in your opinion to "pull his own weight?"

(there's no wrong answer to this inquiry)

Helping out around the house. This sounds basic, but didn't even enter into my ex's brain. His mother was a stay-at-home mom who of course could spend all day cooking and cleaning. It's not that I minded coming home and doing chores and cooking - I do that now on the nights I don't have school. What I had a problem with was when he would get bitchy because such-and-such wasn't done, or that I worked longer hours than he did (wtf, he said he couldn't support us both alone), that I didn't "spend any time with him," blah blah blah.

1) The economy isn't great, and I took the first office job I could so I could start making money - at the time so we could start saving for our first house. It was a good job - certainly more stimulating mentally and creatively than the one I've got. I paid for a good amount of expenses, considering he made half-again as much as I did.

2) When I come home from work, there are only so many hours in a night to get everything done. It doesn't kill you to see that the dishes need to be done and load the washer. Or to switch a load of laundry. I'm not the kind of woman who demands the beds be made and all that shit - just basic things. If you want me to spend more time with you (you know, besides being under your feet in an apartment all night), help out a smidge.

3) "Spending time" together means I don't always have to do what you want to do, which meant going to his parents or grandparents house...every...fucking...weekend. I'm a fairly adventurous girl and will try just about anything except sky-diving and bunjee-jumping. If you want to do something...let's go do it. Or do something I suggest, and we'll spend time together. But I'm not going to your parents house and wasting the gas getting there to just sit on the couch and watch TV.

He seriously wasn't that bad before we moved, but once he had a live-in female it was like he reverted to 12 again. I can't take it. I can't afford to do half the things I want to right now, but I'm not a "sit at home" person and family drives me up the wall.
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