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Poll: What are your thoughts on this
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It's uplifting entertainment!
0%
0 0%
It's the funniest thing since Troll 2 pissed on hospitality!
42.86%
3 42.86%
Sheri touched me and converted me!
14.29%
1 14.29%
The implications behind this movie are terrifying!
14.29%
1 14.29%
I'm a theist and this crap offends me!
14.29%
1 14.29%
I want the last ninety minutes of my life back, Rye!
14.29%
1 14.29%
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C Me Dance: This movie seriously has to be seen to be believed!
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C Me Dance: This movie seriously has to be seen to be believed!
This movie is called C Me Dance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G75E_4wwbl4

I came across this on the TVTropes page for "Glurge," and if you want to know what that means, go no further than the Snopes page that made the term popular. On TVTropes, one editor said that the trailer for the movie makes it seem like a parody of this sort of thing, but, in fact, it's the real thing.

The plot effectively amounts to this: this teenaged dancer named Sheri discovers that she has developed leukemia. Despite the fact that this films follows her to her death, somehow she never looks any different from the day she got diagnosed. After her father, who looks like Meat Loaf, but without any of the talent, decides to get her to bring God back into her life, it turns out that she has a horrifying new ability: she can touch people and convert them to the filmmakers' brand of Christianity. So, basically, she is like what would happen if the government of Demolition Man worked all the way up to the neurochemical level, even going so far as to have it arranged for her to do a sermon on network TV. Along the way, she meets Satan, who does nothing but change the colour of his eyes randomly, rock a kicking black trenchcoat, and run like a sissy when the girl calls him a loser. This is apparently intended to be horrifying, but the inept handling and the theme of mind control ensure that any horror attempted in this scene falls flat on its ass. And then she dies, and her parents mourn her death, her father reacting primarily by sniffing her hair and helping the camera hide the fact that he's clearly copping a feel off his dead, teenage, daughter. She goes to heaven, which seems to consist of a dance stage.

With all that, it's no wonder it got a ZERO PERCENT Score on Rotten Tomatoes.

Oh, and one more note about the title. You may think the title is just simple Princebonics for "See me dance," but you'd be wrong. The C actually stands for "Christ." This basically means the movie is called "Christ Me Dance," which makes no sense whatsoever.

Any comments? Any creepy things I left out? Any theists who want to distance themselves from this piece of shit?
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#2
RE: C Me Dance: This movie seriously has to be seen to be believed!
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/c_me_dan...interested

27% of people liked that movie?

GOD DAMN there are some stupid fuckers on this planet.
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#3
RE: C Me Dance: This movie seriously has to be seen to be believed!
I like dance flicks, but this was really shitty! Horrible delivery of the lines, could barely make through the first 10 minutes Tongue
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#4
RE: C Me Dance: This movie seriously has to be seen to be believed!
I want my two minutes back from reading the synopsis. The movie? Would not touch it. Should have had that in the poll.

Me Tarzan. You Jane. Christ me dance.

Still does not work.
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#5
RE: C Me Dance: This movie seriously has to be seen to be believed!
I'll pass.
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#6
RE: C Me Dance: This movie seriously has to be seen to be believed!
(October 17, 2011 at 5:51 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/c_me_dan...interested

27% of people liked that movie?

GOD DAMN there are some stupid fuckers on this planet.

I often look up christian movie reviews for the movies I like cos I know they'll hate them.

Here is a christian review for this steaming pile of dog turds....

http://www.christianfilmdatabase.com/review/c-me-dance/

or this one....

http://www.christiancinema.com/catalog/p...ts_id=2851

P.s read the reviews at the bottom.
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RE: C Me Dance: This movie seriously has to be seen to be believed!
How bad does a Christian movie have to be to get a bad review from these people?
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RE: C Me Dance: This movie seriously has to be seen to be believed!
Its like something a no-brainer fundy teenager would say:

"Christ...me dance!"
(October 18, 2011 at 7:10 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: How bad does a Christian movie have to be to get a bad review from these people?

Im sure most of them didnt even see the movie, and instead thumbed it up because it is positive about their mythology.
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