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priest can't answer simple theology question.. LOL
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priest can't answer simple theology question.. LOL
I thought you people might get a few ha ha's from this one. if someone has already posted this, I do apologise. enjoy XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FcUzVKmLlk
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." Peter O'Toole.
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He's dumb enough to make pope, someday.

I wonder how G-C or any of the other protestant shitheads would do with that question?
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Or to hear the same sort of floundering in a slightly different context, ask a roomful of Star Wars fans this question:

"If Obi-Wan Kenobi was trained by Qui-Gon Jinn right up until he graduated to having a pupil of his own, how come Kenobi originally said it was Yoda and never once mentioned Qui-Gon?"

You'll get a roomful of impersonations of that priest. With lightsabres.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Jesus, even I could answer this question: Incest. And somehow, God kept the kids from looking like Charles II of Spain.
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(October 20, 2011 at 10:19 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Or to hear the same sort of floundering in a slightly different context, ask a roomful of Star Wars fans this question:

"If Obi-Wan Kenobi was trained by Qui-Gon Jinn right up until he graduated to having a pupil of his own, how come Kenobi originally said it was Yoda and never once mentioned Qui-Gon?"

You'll get a roomful of impersonations of that priest. With lightsabres.

Because Yoda and Qui-Gon are separate persons but are part of the same being. So you see, what both movies told you is true, from a certain point of view.
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...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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Only good thing he said was: "We don't actually know." It's good to acknowledge that. But then he opened his mouth some more and it went downhill from there.. Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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He also appears to be rather ignorant of his bible too since it states quite clearly in genesis how Cain was able to have kids.

Quote:4:16 And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.

4:17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.

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Ah yes...this guy.

I have seen a few interviews with him... He is fucking retarded.
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RE: priest can't answer simple theology question.. LOL
(October 20, 2011 at 10:19 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Or to hear the same sort of floundering in a slightly different context, ask a roomful of Star Wars fans this question:

"If Obi-Wan Kenobi was trained by Qui-Gon Jinn right up until he graduated to having a pupil of his own, how come Kenobi originally said it was Yoda and never once mentioned Qui-Gon?"

You'll get a roomful of impersonations of that priest. With lightsabres.

Because Star Wars fans don't like The Phantom Menace?
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(October 21, 2011 at 11:23 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: Because Star Wars fans don't like The Phantom Menace?

Actually, that's a better answer. The festering piles of crap that were Fandom Mauling and Attack of the Clowns (I and II) can be simply dismissed as "non-canonical" or apocryphal works. In fact, I only recognize IV, V and VI as canonical. Yes, there's the answer I'm going with.

I file the three prequels with T3 & T4, Highlander-any-movie-after-the-first, and Crow II as movies that were so bad I refuse to acknowledge they exist.
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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