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[Erinome]

(23rd October 2011 16:17)ElDinero Wrote:  1. Mark Henry is an unstoppable monster who they've been pushing and pushing. They're going to give him a long run. After all the build up, if they have him lose to Big Show tonight it'll kill the entire momentum. It is possible that Big Show will get a countout or DQ victory, but I will be STUNNED if he walks away with the belt. Whoever they have beat Henry for the belt, it should be someone they have long term faith in, so they can use the victory to catapult them. Probably Sheamus or Daniel Bryan will be the guy here, or Miz or Ziggler if they turn face.

I chose The Big Show because of this:

I am not saying there's no chance for Mark Henry. It's definitely gonna be one hell of a match, but in the end, I just have this gut feeling that Big Show's going to get his vengeance.

Quote:2. The WWE Championship has now changed hands FOUR PPVs in a row. They are going to bury that belt, and ADR if they don't give him the win. Having the LMS stipulation is simply a way to defeat Cena without having him get pinned. It'll probably either be a really ruthless attack for a long time by ADR that keeps him down and makes ADR look like a really dangerous guy, or something devious like burying Cena under something so he physically can't get up. This is probably the biggest lock on the card, I can't see any way they give Cena the win here.

Cena NEVER loses a last man standing match. ADR will have to run him over with a Hummer. It could happen, but I don't foresee it.

Quote:3. Orton will pin Rhodes because he's lost two PPVs in a row now and if WWE lets Orton lose too much then his head will implode. They've made it non-title which is another dead giveaway.

Same!

Quote:4. Beth Phoenix only just won the belt, so it would be crazy to give it up. This is just to get young and teenage girls tuning in anyway, so who cares.

I know I sure fucking don't.

Quote:5. The tag title match could go either way, but Air Boom are the first serious tag team in ages and I really think they should be building around them. So yeah, them.

I was so on the fence with this one. Read on to find out why I picked Air Boom.

Quote:6. Ryder might not get it this time, I think he may win by DQ or something but I dunno. He's going to win it at some point but having already pinned Dolph a bunch of times they might want to make Dolph look stronger.

You might be right about that. I chose Ryder because I think Swaggler is gonna win the tag team title at Survivor Series. They are wanting to push some new guys as heels (because it's easier), and what better way to open up the door for a new heel than to be after the internet champion's title!

Quote:7. Sheamus beat Christian last time. Think they want to keep the pair of them going for a bit longer so I see a win for Christian this time out.

Sheamus just HAS to win! I'll cry if he doesn't.

Quote:8. The Miz/Truth vs HHH/Punk match is hard to call. On one hand, there could be some Laurinaitis related shenanigans that cost HHH/Punk the win, on the other hand Punk has lost 3 PPVs in a row now so they might want to turn that around. My thinking is, go with the odds and assume HHH will put himself over with a win.

HHH and Punk will win their vengeance.

Quote:There's method in the madness!

Gonna be a banner night for faces. I feel it.

[ElDinero]

Never has happened, never will happen. The WWE Championship will just be a worthless piece of tin if it changes hands again. It's possible because the company loves to bumfuck Cena, but it would be really stupid. Might as well release ADR if they do, his credibility will be zero. When was the last time the belt changed hands 5 PPVs in a row? I bet that's never happened, either.

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Oh, and... 5:30

[Erinome]

Fuck. I remember that too.

BUT ADR is NO EDGE! A lot of people are predicting a win for ADR. I predict an UPSET for those people. We shall see! Haha!

[ElDinero]

ADR retired Edge

[Rev. Rye]

To me, there's exactly one thing that's interesting about the WWE:

The interesting thing is, contrary to popular belief, just about the only part of Warrior's insane ramblings that was just part of a character was the tone of voice. He really is that insane in real life.

[searchingforanswers]

I'm only interested in wrestling if it's between attractive women but that video above made me laugh.

[Rev. Rye]

Not only that, but Warrior is also responsible for a gloriously insane comic book that lasted for four issues of himself learning the philosophy of Destrucity on the Terrain of Testament while his body goes berserk on Earth and starts killing world leaders. In addition, there's a Christmas special that involves him raping Santa Claus.

Here is Linkara and Spoony's three part review of the entire comic:
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videoli...8-warrior1
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videoli...arrior-2-3
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videoli...mic-review

Like I said before, Warrior is really this insane in real life; granted, he speaks in a calmer tone of voice and wears a suit now, but what you saw in the video is what you get in real life.

[ElDinero]

I seem to remember him getting in some trouble relating to a speech he gave at a college. Said something pretty intolerant and the crowd started turning. Hmmm.

Ah yes, as always Wiki has the answer. He said 'queering doesn't make the world work'.

[Rev. Rye]

Apparently, translated from Warrior, he meant that "if everyone was gay, then humanity would die out." By this logic, he should also oppose Catholicism; after all "Catholic Priesting" doesn't make the world work any more than Queering does.

Besides, somebody so anti-gay should probably think before doing something like this:

And did I mention his raping Santa Claus?

[ElDinero]

Keep your eyes peeled for aleia's promo, team. Coming to screens near you soon!