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Life is awesome - argumentum ad populum
RE: Life is awesome - argumentum ad populum
(November 16, 2011 at 6:57 am)aleialoura Wrote: I am not going to die, fool! Atheists live forever off the blood of bunny rabbits and the breath of babies. I thought that was common knowledge!

Shows how much VaggieSag knows.

Hey, Vag... You should know that we here at Atheist Forums are having a splendid laugh at your expense.

You aren't an atheist, you worship a DNA molecule. You're no better than a Christian, perhaps worse, your lack of moral guidance suggests this.
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RE: Life is awesome - argumentum ad populum
I worship a DNA molecule in my mouth.
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RE: Life is awesome - argumentum ad populum
(November 16, 2011 at 7:04 am)aleialoura Wrote: I worship a DNA molecule in my mouth.

You can worship it anyway you like, just so long as you jam a cork up your vagina.
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RE: Life is awesome - argumentum ad populum
No. Never. I have sperm floating around in my uterus right now. I hope it's triplets. That would be so awesome! Whatcha gonna do about it, shitface?
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RE: Life is awesome - argumentum ad populum
(November 16, 2011 at 7:22 am)Vaginasaur Wrote:
(November 16, 2011 at 7:04 am)aleialoura Wrote: I worship a DNA molecule in my mouth.

You can worship it anyway you like, just so long as you jam a cork up your vagina.
What a pleasant image to wake up to this morning.

Why don't you jam a cork up your vaginasaur; or jam a dinosaur up your vaginasaur.


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RE: Life is awesome - argumentum ad populum
He's only seen pictures of vaginae, jf.
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RE: Life is awesome - argumentum ad populum
(November 16, 2011 at 7:26 am)aleialoura Wrote: No. Never. I have sperm floating around in my uterus right now. I hope it's triplets. That would be so awesome! Whatcha gonna do about it, shitface?

If I could, I would have you arrested for being a dumb cunt, and have your ass thrown in prison for the intent to impose harm on potential sentient life. You're a fucking disgusting human being.
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RE: Life is awesome - argumentum ad populum
(November 16, 2011 at 7:34 am)Vaginasaur Wrote:
(November 16, 2011 at 7:26 am)aleialoura Wrote: No. Never. I have sperm floating around in my uterus right now. I hope it's triplets. That would be so awesome! Whatcha gonna do about it, shitface?

If I could, I would have you arrested for being a dumb cunt, and have your ass thrown in prison for the intent to impose harm on potential sentient life. You're a fucking disgusting human being.

Thank what ever god you pray to that you have no power.
(November 16, 2011 at 7:02 am)Vaginasaur Wrote:
(November 16, 2011 at 6:57 am)aleialoura Wrote: I am not going to die, fool! Atheists live forever off the blood of bunny rabbits and the breath of babies. I thought that was common knowledge!

Shows how much VaggieSag knows.

Hey, Vag... You should know that we here at Atheist Forums are having a splendid laugh at your expense.

You aren't an atheist, you worship a DNA molecule. You're no better than a Christian, perhaps worse, your lack of moral guidance suggests this.

And you worship misery destruction and the de-humanisation of humanity. goodness knows what you would do with the rest of life on this planet Vagie
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: Life is awesome - argumentum ad populum
(November 16, 2011 at 7:34 am)Vaginasaur Wrote:
(November 16, 2011 at 7:26 am)aleialoura Wrote: No. Never. I have sperm floating around in my uterus right now. I hope it's triplets. That would be so awesome! Whatcha gonna do about it, shitface?

If I could, I would have you arrested for being a dumb cunt, and have your ass thrown in prison for the intent to impose harm on potential sentient life. You're a fucking disgusting human being.

But you can't, and you never will.

ROFLOL

Poor thing!
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RE: Life is awesome - argumentum ad populum
(November 16, 2011 at 7:39 am)aleialoura Wrote:
(November 16, 2011 at 7:34 am)Vaginasaur Wrote:
(November 16, 2011 at 7:26 am)aleialoura Wrote: No. Never. I have sperm floating around in my uterus right now. I hope it's triplets. That would be so awesome! Whatcha gonna do about it, shitface?

If I could, I would have you arrested for being a dumb cunt, and have your ass thrown in prison for the intent to impose harm on potential sentient life. You're a fucking disgusting human being.

But you can't, and you never will.

ROFLOL

Poor thing!

Then if there's anyone for whom death should be brought upon their being in the most horrible of ways, it should be you. Add that bit of knowledge to your magical DNA ride, I hope you fucking die, you little insipid cunt.
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