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Atheists "Hijack" Nativity Display
#21
RE: Atheists "Hijack" Nativity Display
A message for Jesus? Sure. Tell him I decided to lay those pavers down if he's still looking for work. You got time to stop by the Home Despot on the way to church? That's the last place I saw him.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#22
RE: Atheists "Hijack" Nativity Display
So I brought all your messages and listened real hard for an answer....but nothing. No whisperings from the invisible sky-daddy in his church decked out with pagan wreaths and trees for the Saturnalia celebration.

The music was divine and one of the sopranos was heavenly!
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#23
RE: Atheists "Hijack" Nativity Display
(December 16, 2011 at 12:10 pm)Minimalist Wrote: The music was divine and one of the sopranos was heavenly!

Gandolfini?Thinking



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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#24
RE: Atheists "Hijack" Nativity Display
http://www.theonion.com/articles/james-g...-fan,2230/

Big Grin
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#25
RE: Atheists "Hijack" Nativity Display
He was probably off causing drought in Africa or giving people nasty diseases. He's a busy guy ya know, give him a break!
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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy. They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them they didn't understand life.

- John Lennon
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#26
RE: Atheists "Hijack" Nativity Display
Have you guys noticed the Christian comments on different news websites over similar news of "Atheists "Hijack" Nativity Display"?

Christian dimwits call American Atheists the anti-America.
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#27
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Yeah - the same jesus freak motherfuckers who are running this country into the toilet blame us.
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#28
RE: Atheists "Hijack" Nativity Display
(December 16, 2011 at 11:29 pm)Blam! Wrote: Have you guys noticed the Christian comments on different news websites over similar news of "Atheists "Hijack" Nativity Display"?

Christian dimwits call American Atheists the anti-America.

The funny thing is that I don't see atheists trying to change the rules of government to suit their agenda. Any case I can think of, it seems, atheists just want government to follow its own rules. Its always the religious trying to get the rules changed to suit them... can't think of anything more "anti-American" than that.
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#29
RE: Atheists "Hijack" Nativity Display
(December 17, 2011 at 2:02 am)Minimalist Wrote: Yeah - the same jesus freak motherfuckers who are running this country into the toilet blame us.

Christians honestly believe that the problems in the U.S. (and the world for that matter) are related to the secularization of this country. We have turned away from god and, as the Bible states many times, when the people turn away from god, god will turn away from them. It's in the Bible therefore it's true. No need to look anywhere else for any other cause. This is what is preached in many many churches across the countries. It is the central theme in many prayer rallies. It is the reason why they try so hard to get fundie Christians in political office.

Of course if all else fails atheists make a great scapegoat. Blame is better to give than receive. Here is your musical accompaniment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnxkfLe4G74
(December 15, 2011 at 6:57 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Fucking pay my electric bill, Jesus.

*sarcasm on* You just don't know the system. To get Jesus to pay your bills you need to give the church money. After you have given the church lots of money over a period of time Jesus will reward you 10, 50, yea even 100 fold the amount of money you put in. You just gotta have faith. *sarcasm off*

I'm in one of my sarcastic moods.Devil
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise

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#30
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I noticed Jesus never showed up to help me fix my brakes, either.
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