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AF Hall of Shame (Post Edition)
#61
RE: AF Hall of Shame (Post Edition)
(7th January 2012, 00:14)Shell B Wrote: Make it ribbed for her pleasure.

Only if I can wear it inside out.

Which actually brings up another point. According to the U.S. Bureau of Justice Statistics, an estimated 9% of rape victims in the States are male. I'm trying to square this little factoid with the chip pan's brainfart but my brain just tells me it has encountered an error and needs to close. Now I need to decide whether to send an error report or not.
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Spending your life waiting for the messiah to come and save the world is like waiting around for the straight piece to come in Tetris.  Even if it comes, by that time you've accumulated a mountain of shit so high that you're fucked no matter what you do.



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#62
RE: AF Hall of Shame (Post Edition)
We have a new contender in the ring, ladies and gentlemen:

https://atheistforums.org/thread-10075-post-225172.html#pid225172

(7th January 2012, 22:48)organiccornflake Wrote:
(23rd December 2011, 23:20)AthiestAtheist Wrote: For a response to your argument, why don't you take a look at my signature.

Slavery was a huge theme in the bible. Of course, im sure you dont choose to read the passages that command slave masters to be generous in every way. The bible also commands the slaves to be obedient to their good masters. If everyone did as the bible instructed; slavery would not have turned into the ugly thing that it is known as today.

(My bold.) You know, I don't think this even needs a comment.
'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens



Spending your life waiting for the messiah to come and save the world is like waiting around for the straight piece to come in Tetris.  Even if it comes, by that time you've accumulated a mountain of shit so high that you're fucked no matter what you do.



Remember, if we don't sin, poor old Jesus died for nothing.
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#63
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Indeed, it does not. Facepalm
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#64
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(8th January 2012, 03:54)chipan Wrote: well if it is constant, then how come you can see 40 billion lightyears of the observable universe when it's supposedly only almost 14 billion years old?
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#65
RE: AF Hall of Shame (Post Edition)
(8th January 2012, 04:39)KichigaiNeko Wrote:
(8th January 2012, 03:54)chipan Wrote: well if it is constant, then how come you can see 40 billion lightyears of the observable universe when it's supposedly only almost 14 billion years old?

Kichi, make sure you put the link to the actual thread on there as well. Otherwise, this thread won't do us any good if we can't find where the original quotes came from. Plus I sometimes like to read what prompted the stupidity. Big Grin

Thanx.
I never did mind the little things.
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#66
RE: AF Hall of Shame (Post Edition)
A good trick for that is copy and pasting it into google inside of quotes. It should take you to the thread and presumably this one.

Example: "quote from the thread that sparked the stupidity"

Note: This trick does not work for very recent posts, as Google hasn't indexed them yet.
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https://atheistforums.org/thread-10403-post-225678.html#pid225678

Quote:I do not want to get more vulgar than I have been throughout the thread, but truthfully, two men/women), fucking each other while taking turns is not normal.
It certainly isn't. It does not look natural either, but well, they put so much value on being natural, so I'll give them that.


"Yeah, if something doesn't look normal TO ME than it must not be natural, and it's only natural if I have the same practice."
Keep in mind that homosexuals are are most often a result of two straight people having sex (barring art-insem.) --- often in many "unnatural" positions and locations.

Perhaps homosexuality is completely natural and it's just nature's way of trying to control the population. We are a little out of control at 7 billion now ya-know.

I never did mind the little things.
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#68
RE: AF Hall of Shame (Post Edition)
(8th January 2012, 14:56)Cinjin Wrote:
(8th January 2012, 04:39)KichigaiNeko Wrote:
(8th January 2012, 03:54)chipan Wrote: well if it is constant, then how come you can see 40 billion lightyears of the observable universe when it's supposedly only almost 14 billion years old?

Kichi, make sure you put the link to the actual thread on there as well. Otherwise, this thread won't do us any good if we can't find where the original quotes came from. Plus I sometimes like to read what prompted the stupidity. Big Grin

Thanx.


Sorry darlin...did you find the tread??

Actually got side tracked with this comment because Zen had just gotten in from work and the whole 'speed of light, size of the universe and what we can observe' is one of his pet subjects.
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#69
RE: AF Hall of Shame (Post Edition)
(8th January 2012, 21:13)Cinjin Wrote: https://atheistforums.org/thread-10403-post-225678.html#pid225678

Quote:I do not want to get more vulgar than I have been throughout the thread, but truthfully, two men/women), fucking each other while taking turns is not normal.
It certainly isn't. It does not look natural either, but well, they put so much value on being natural, so I'll give them that.


"Yeah, if something doesn't look normal TO ME than it must not be natural, and it's only natural if I have the same practice."
Keep in mind that homosexuals are are most often a result of two straight people having sex (barring art-insem.) --- often in many "unnatural" positions and locations.

Perhaps homosexuality is completely natural and it's just nature's way of trying to control the population. We are a little out of control at 7 billion now ya-know.
Sure sure. It obviously is not a good way to control the population, as we're 7 billions now.

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#70
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nice. Way to miss a point you bigot.
I never did mind the little things.
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