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    Thread: Post jokes about religion/non religion
Post: RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion

Q: How do you describe a schizophrenic Zen Buddhist? A: A man who is at two with the universe. How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it. this one is rather long-ish, so - spoiler tag ...
Erfalion Humor 55 27591 July 28, 2012 at 6:37 pm
    Thread: Education, drugs, guns.
Post: RE: Education, drugs, guns.

Well, I'm still in school and at the start of every school year we are lectured on the bad effects of cigs and drugs, however that doesn't help - most of my class are smokers (cigarettes, don't know f...
Erfalion Off Topic 4 1798 July 27, 2012 at 5:49 pm
    Thread: Finding Out [Whoever] Believes in God
Post: RE: Finding Out [Whoever] Believes in God

(July 27, 2012 at 5:16 pm)5thHorseman Wrote: (July 27, 2012 at 4:52 pm)HappyHumanist Wrote: When you find out that someone you admire and respect -- someone who is very intelligent and otherwise f...
Erfalion Atheism 43 14282 July 27, 2012 at 5:23 pm
    Thread: Why I Won't "Come Out" to Dad
Post: RE: Why I Won't "Come Out" to Dad

@frankie - that's true, one life with someone could be long enough. But how about religious friends ? I'm sure that some people would like to meet not only with their family, but also with their close...
Erfalion Atheism 20 5001 July 27, 2012 at 3:54 pm
    Thread: Are cats atheists?
Post: RE: Are cats atheists?

(July 20, 2012 at 12:41 am)aleialoura Wrote: Cats think that they are gods. If you don't know that, you must not be a cat person. :tiger: Aye,I second that, I had a cat before, I know that feel. ...
Erfalion Atheism 62 17421 July 27, 2012 at 3:46 pm
    Thread: A good day to you all...
Post: RE: A good day to you all...

Welcome and enjoy your stay here.
Erfalion Introductions 13 3341 July 27, 2012 at 3:34 pm
    Thread: Idea: Hell... as an amusement park.
Post: RE: Idea: Hell... as an amusement park.

That's the best idea for an amusement park I've heard so far. You could add a little feature - the guys in demon costumes could 'brand' random 'sinners' (i.e test-dummies like the one the MythBusters ...
Erfalion Off Topic 11 5304 July 27, 2012 at 3:32 pm
    Thread: Grant My Wish #2
Post: RE: Grant My Wish #2

Granted, but your brain can't process all the information your getting, and your head magicly explodes. I wish I didn't have to get up early.
Erfalion Off Topic 356 74247 July 24, 2012 at 5:18 am
    Thread: Good short and simple argument against God
Post: RE: Good short and simple argument against God

Well, I guess they would have one book of fiction less :P Probably their world would be lacking all these meaningless wars we've had. But then again, if they want to believe I don't think that they'll...
Erfalion Atheism 16 7660 July 23, 2012 at 7:47 am
    Thread: I am a newbie
Post: RE: I am a newbie

Welcome to this nice forum. Greetings from Bulgaria.
Erfalion Introductions 12 2584 July 23, 2012 at 7:22 am
    Thread: Ban the loser above you.
Post: RE: Ban the loser above you.

Banned for making me laugh for another minute.
Erfalion Off Topic 17313 1551393 July 23, 2012 at 6:16 am
    Thread: Grant My Wish #2
Post: RE: Grant My Wish #2

Granted, but he's impotent. I wish my PC wasn't such a piece of shit. >>
Erfalion Off Topic 356 74247 July 23, 2012 at 6:13 am
    Thread: Grant My Wish #2
Post: RE: Grant My Wish #2

Granted, but you accidentally fly into a plane. I wish I could defy gravity.
Erfalion Off Topic 356 74247 July 23, 2012 at 4:26 am
    Thread: Ban the loser above you.
Post: RE: Ban the loser above you.

Banned for making me laugh like an idiot for 5mins.
Erfalion Off Topic 17313 1551393 July 23, 2012 at 4:24 am
    Thread: All dead mormons are now gay
Post: RE: All dead mormons are now gay

(July 22, 2012 at 4:06 pm)genkaus Wrote: (July 22, 2012 at 8:42 am)Erfalion Wrote: Diane Moore is now condemned to eternal buttsex. Who's the lucky guy? Well, since all mormons are now gay and Dia...
Erfalion Other Religions 27 9725 July 23, 2012 at 3:22 am
    Thread: Do you read the bible?
Post: RE: Do you read the bible?

When I was in the 9th grade we were forced to study the bible (I even wrote an essay about it >>) so I've read some parts of it, but not the whole damn thing. Also, (July 22, 2012 at 9:19 pm)M...
Erfalion Christianity 33 10168 July 23, 2012 at 3:14 am
    Thread: Ban the loser above you.
Post: RE: Ban the loser above you.

Banned because he smokes.
Erfalion Off Topic 17313 1551393 July 23, 2012 at 3:10 am
    Thread: Ban the loser above you.
Post: RE: Ban the loser above you.

Banned for being a drake.
Erfalion Off Topic 17313 1551393 July 22, 2012 at 8:49 am
    Thread: All dead mormons are now gay
Post: RE: All dead mormons are now gay

Diane Moore is now condemned to eternal buttsex. //edit : also,Douglas Robinson & Stephen Murphy//
Erfalion Other Religions 27 9725 July 22, 2012 at 8:42 am
    Thread: Hope its not too late!
Post: RE: Hope its not too late!

That's perfect for the joke thread :D . Also, making me feel even worse .___. xD
Erfalion Introductions 9 4165 July 21, 2012 at 4:24 pm