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    Thread: joke time
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(May 5, 2018 at 3:55 am)Brian37 Wrote: (May 5, 2018 at 3:46 am)pgrimes15 Wrote: Don't get it. Please explain. "Dew" sounds like "doo" as in "doo doo" as in "shit" as in "fecal matter". This.  Oh, ...
JeffofGallifrey Humor 6785 562111 May 7, 2018 at 2:45 am
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Q. What's the difference between Mountain Dew and regular dew? A. Mountain dew comes from a mountain goat.
JeffofGallifrey Humor 6785 562111 May 3, 2018 at 8:07 pm
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(May 2, 2018 at 3:22 am)ignoramus Wrote: I looked up "tamales". Interesting... Jeff, is the gf atheist or ignostic?Neither, she's a christian who is really sarcastic and a little bit offensive at t...
JeffofGallifrey Humor 6785 562111 May 2, 2018 at 2:47 pm
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Me? Well, the Jehovah's Witnesses are always going door to door, and my gf is always interested in people selling good Mexican tamales. Thus the hopeful hypothesis that if the JWs are Hispanic, maybe...
JeffofGallifrey Humor 6785 562111 May 2, 2018 at 1:39 am
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So, I told my girlfriend that we had just driven past the Salón del Reino de los Testigos de Jehová (a local group of Jehovah's Witnesses.) Without missing a beat, she asked, "Do they sell tamales do...
JeffofGallifrey Humor 6785 562111 May 2, 2018 at 1:23 am
    Thread: Test post
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(April 30, 2018 at 8:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: For your test post you achieved a score of 46.8%, which is a failure. You'll be allowed another test post in 4 weeks.You and my math professors... lma...
JeffofGallifrey Introductions 18 1960 May 2, 2018 at 1:17 am
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Killeen/Fort Hood area. You? Quote:huh Hahaha I've forgotten how to "insert quotes." (April 30, 2018 at 7:47 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Welcome Back Woof. What part of TX? Ha! Managed to quote you.  I'...
JeffofGallifrey Introductions 18 1960 April 30, 2018 at 7:51 pm
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Just came back to this forum.  No longer a girl.  No longer interested in converting people.  I love you guys bc I think I have my profile mostly fixed (but still checking...)
JeffofGallifrey Introductions 18 1960 April 30, 2018 at 7:45 pm
    Thread: What's everyone up to right now?
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I really need to break up with one of my partners but I've been dragging my feet for a few weeks and now I hate to do it right before Valentine's Day so... Idk.
JeffofGallifrey Lifestyle & Personal Matters 56248 3337134 February 13, 2016 at 6:13 pm
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(September 30, 2015 at 9:57 pm)Jenny A Wrote: (September 30, 2015 at 9:47 pm)Exian Wrote: I went to a Scottish Highland Games competition to root for my buddy who was competing (Just realized this...
JeffofGallifrey Humor 6785 562111 October 7, 2015 at 3:51 pm
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And now my Mom is posting about how we should ban the pride flag because the Virginia Shooter was gay. It is really easy for gay people to snap in this world. Especially as long as she's here.
JeffofGallifrey Lifestyle & Personal Matters 56248 3337134 August 28, 2015 at 1:28 pm
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Gage, a friend of mine, has WAY too much energy and is very aggressive. Some of my friends don't like him because he's so exhausting. I enjoy it, though, I like to be active. Anyway, he's funny bec...
JeffofGallifrey Lifestyle & Personal Matters 56248 3337134 August 14, 2015 at 12:22 pm
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Personally, I get sunburned from leaving my bedroom during the daytime. I'm an American who is mixed blood and all that, but I'm really fair skinned anyway. I often have one side of my face sunburne...
JeffofGallifrey Lifestyle & Personal Matters 56248 3337134 August 8, 2015 at 3:29 pm
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(August 6, 2015 at 8:45 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: (August 6, 2015 at 6:56 pm)graciesings Wrote: I didn't have to take mine because I already had a 99% average in the class :) In retrospect, I should...
JeffofGallifrey Lifestyle & Personal Matters 56248 3337134 August 6, 2015 at 8:48 pm
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(August 6, 2015 at 6:46 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Murdered my Statistics final, took the carcass out to the shooting range, riddled it with holes, and pissed on what was left. I'm fucking smart, y'al...
JeffofGallifrey Lifestyle & Personal Matters 56248 3337134 August 6, 2015 at 6:56 pm
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Awww :( that's sad. *hugs*
JeffofGallifrey Lifestyle & Personal Matters 56248 3337134 August 6, 2015 at 6:10 pm
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I know. It's scary. I'll never forget the time I realized Spotify was putting songs I listened to on FB.... ooooops. I only use a certain (extra private) browser, where I'm logged out on Google and...
JeffofGallifrey Lifestyle & Personal Matters 56248 3337134 August 6, 2015 at 1:43 pm
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I am a phone-addicted college student haha. I can justify the hour of browser time because that's the one I use for research. The not-porn browser. But an hour each for Facebook, Tumblr, and intern...
JeffofGallifrey Lifestyle & Personal Matters 56248 3337134 August 6, 2015 at 1:26 pm
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(August 5, 2015 at 8:10 pm)Yeauxleaux Wrote: (August 5, 2015 at 6:46 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Can't sleep The world is making less and less sense, but it could just be me. Either way, it's time for b...
JeffofGallifrey Lifestyle & Personal Matters 56248 3337134 August 6, 2015 at 1:14 pm
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(August 5, 2015 at 3:54 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote: Holy shit. I've gotten more kudos today alone than I've gotten in the last two weeks combined... What is going on?I visited the forum, and I'm the...
JeffofGallifrey Lifestyle & Personal Matters 56248 3337134 August 5, 2015 at 3:57 pm